WOMEN
WOMEN
A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait...Sorry.
I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that crap.
Never mind.
AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO BACK IN THE WATER.........
LOVE YOU ALL!
JMc
Awesome pic !
ReplyDeleteMy woman laughs at me when I'm naked.
I digress.....
Heff--Hey Buddy! Thanks! I had to take up Shadow drinking! I know you digress--You ALWAYS Digress!
ReplyDeleteGood to hear from you Bro!
JB
I was gonna say - sheesh - that's an awful lot to ask of any woman!
ReplyDeleteI must do pretty well - my husband rarely drinks at all! Meanwhile, I've got a huge collection...
Hey now...
ReplyDeleteJeannie-- LOL!
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Lynn-- Ruh Roh! I dun it now!
J
Only in your dreams, John, only in your dreams.
ReplyDeleteUh, I actually drink more than my husband. Should I admit that?
ReplyDeleteTracy--snicker--and I was trying to be sooo Good!
ReplyDeleteJ
Kelly-- My wife drinks more than me-- She 3 times a year- me - Once or twice!
We know how to party huh?
J
I assume your wife doesn't read your blog? Or that you may be missing a bit of yourself if she does?
ReplyDeleteRK-- My name is JW John W_ _ _ _ _, I swear--but no she doesn't read it- so she won't Bobbit!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteJ
All I can write is amen.
ReplyDeleteThis is the kind of a post that just might get a whiskey bottle broken up beside your head! :)
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ReplyDeletesage-- True dat!
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Joan- ;-).....
J
woww great post good luck....
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That was so damn funny! Great photo also. Whiskey is our friend...
ReplyDeleteCHEERS PAT! (clink)
ReplyDelete;-)
J