THE BREAST IMPLANTS AVAILABLE!

THE BREAST IMPLANTS AVAILABLE!

I TOOK MY WIFE TODAY TO GET STARTED ON HER IMPLANT. WE CAN ONLY AFFORD ONE--SO SHE WILL HAVE A UNIBOOB IN THE MIDDLE OF HER CHEST!

ACTUALLY--IT'S A DENTAL IMPLANT!!!! SHE IS SOOO LOOPY RIGHT NOW SHE'S HILARIOUS!

I CAN'T LAUGH BECAUSE SHE'S HURTING NOW THAT THE NOVOCAINE AND VERSED ARE WEARING OFF- AND I DO WANT TO LIVE!

SORRY I HAD TO TRICK YOU INTO READING THIS- BUT I KNEW I WOULD GET SOME OF YOU TO READ ABOUT BREASTS!!!!  TIT FOR TAT I SAY!

WELL I GUESS I'D BETTER GO FETCH HER SOME GRUEL AND AN ICEPACK AND TRY TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE. I WISH WE HAD BOUGHT A TITTY INSTEAD!

LOVE YOU ALL!!! & BREAST WISHES!

JMc