Monday, December 12, 2011

BOARDING A PET



BOARDING A PET FOR CHRISTMAS



VET VISIT TO CATCH UP ON ALL THE SHOTS- 212.00

BOARDING FOR 3 DAYS 2 NIGHTS- 180.00

ANIMAL PLANET ON CABLE- 15.00

FOOD, MANI-PEDI AND SPA- 65.00

MALE COMPANY-  300.00- (HEY, SHE'S KINKY)

KNOWING SHE COMFORTABLE AND SAFE- 1.99
I SAY SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE AT HOME

3 DAY TRIP TO ASHVILLE TO SEE PEOPLE YOU HATE- SEE ABOVE COST, BUT ACTUALLY
IT'S- KINDA LIKE THE PEOPLE OF WALMART E-MAILS!

PRICELESS!!!


SERIOUSLY:

THIS WILL BE AN AWESOME TRIP AND ANY BURGLARS, DO NOT LOOK IN ANY CEDAR CHESTS AT FOOT OF BEDS, UNDER THE FALSE BOTTOMS, FOR COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF CASH AND SILVER/GOLD. WE WILL BE GONE AND NO ONE WILL BE WATCHING THE HOUSE!



LOVE YOU ALL!

JMc

8 comments:

  1. Ha ha - I love that message to the burglers. :) I wonder if they have thought of reading blogs to see when people will be out of town.

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  2. Enjoy your trip I know your animal will.

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  3. RK-- I always said I wanna come back as one of our cats!!

    Hugs,

    J


    Lynn- I'll bet they do--that's why I posted it we always have our house watched etc. But a lot of people make the mistake of posting vacations etc. on-line. Good call!

    J



    Mark-- It may even give us Southerners a chance for a White Christmas. We may have had one or two in the 40 years I've been in SC. I wanna stay and let the Dog go!

    BBB,

    J

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  4. Did you just invite burglars in?:)

    That's a pricey pet hotel:)

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  5. Dawn--Yep--I want them to haul off all our crap-so we can buy new crap! LOL

    Blessings!

    J

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  6. Oh man! That is so funny! That's why I have cats! As long as we keep plenty of booze in the house they can take care of themselves...

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  7. HA HA!!!!!!!!!! Love it!

    Thanks Pat-- That's why Cheeto-Head is gonna be on his own. And this is truly our last Dog.

    John

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Incredibly smart relies: