"IDA- HO"
WHAT DOES A PROSTITUTE SAY WHEN SHE INTRODUCES HERSELF?
IDA- THE TROPICAL DEPRESSION IS ON IT'S WAY
9TH- I'M THANKFUL THE 9TH IS OVER- ONE OF THE WORST DAYS I'VE HAD IN A LONG LONG TIME. DEAD OPOSSUM UNDER HOUSE, HOT WATER HEATER BROKE AND BP IS 90/60!
10TH- 4-6 INCHES OF RAIN ON IT'S WAY, BUT I'M VERY THANKFUL I DO NOT HAVE SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER!!! I'M DEPRESSED ALL YEAR LONG! LOL!! TROPICAL DEPRESSION IS AN OXYMORON--HOW CAN ONE BE DEPRESSED IN BERMUDA, OR CANCUN ?????
PLAY DEAD! GOOD BOY!
A FACE ONLY A MOTHER........
You slay me.
ReplyDeleteWe don't get those critters up here - was that a giant sore on it's belly?
I think you must be down a quart!
I hate when the water heater goes. It always happens here late on a Saturday night or when we're on vacation somewhere.
JEANNIE,
ReplyDeleteTHAT IS WHERE HE GOT TOO BIG FOR HIS BRITCHES AND SWOLE UP!
LOL!
Hey, u took a pic of a dog turd, so I don't wanna hear it! LMAO!
Another day and He would have popped! Talk about a mess! He'll cook up right tender though!
J
One quart exactly, and thank God the Hot H20 HEATER LEAKED-UNDER THE HOUSE! What a blessing- Huh????
Ewwww...what the hell is that?! It looks like a mix between a sewer rat and a raccoon!
ReplyDeleteAt first we were in that cone of probability with Ida...now it's nothing more than rain. That cone is a joke, isn't it?
I'm glad the 9th is over, too! It's been crazy...and I shut my blog down temporarily. I'll be bock! :)
UR Coming back write? lol- right?
ReplyDeletees everytink awrigt wif mi leetl fren'?
He smelled like one too!
I'm getting anonymous postings that are weird in my e-mail in box- is this Spam on your Blog????
Got some really sucky news about work- looks like they are using this as a good time to kick me out the back door! Seriously! Pray - will blog soon.
J