It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1.. a friend
2. a companion
3.. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32.. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49 not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52.. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
yep, that's about it. It's a beautiful thing don't you think?
ReplyDelete...Except what you don't know is all the terrible things we torture ourselves with both mentally and physically because we think you guys are more observant and expect more from our looks and body. So in a sense you get even without even trying.
You've got to see the movie, "The Ugly Truth." This makes me think of it. lol
ReplyDeleteI would have to show up naked in someone else's body I'm afraid. Or get mine back from the 80's.
ReplyDeleteAnd Gary doesn't drink much - I know - I'll drink the alcohol and THEN I'll be ok to show up naked!
lol_ CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT OFF THIS EASY---UHHHHH, THAT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT- i MEAN i CAN'T BELIEVE YOU let NE GET AWAY WITH THIS SEXIST BS!
ReplyDeleteSWEETI- You CAME THE CLOSEST AND SHE IS RIGHT, to Blasting me! :-).
JEANNIE is as always-well EASY LOL- Just kidding! Honest & pragmatic almost to a fault! And a good fault, she has. Honesty!.
Angel- I'm not sure I'd like that movie, but I'll give it a try. I'm a sucker for the underdogs, and I do realize that all men & WOMEN are created equal. I truly believe that. What IS hard to believe are the stero-types and the un-equal pay that still go on today. I'm finally seeing Bigotry, well not bigotry so mush as discrimination- with them offering me a new or different job at work. At first it was as long as you want one you got one. Now it's not a word heard from any INTERNAL application.
Instead it's, here is a chance to get rid of a 55 y/o liability (HEALTH PROBLEMS) at the top of his merit system. We can hire younger and cheaper, and he will cost our group a ton in Medical and Disability. I can see it from a company standpoint! But I AIN'T STANDING FOR THEIR POINT!!!
Thanks Guys!
J
you are absolutely right, john. this is what i was trying to warn you about. you know how you hear about the blue line of protection? it's in reference to the brothers and sisters in blue all having each others backs. well, there is no "white line". i've learned and am still learning a lot of underhanded things go on in cases like ours. administration is no friend to hospital employees. have a got a doosy of a story to tell - when i can. do everything now to protect yourself and your family. they've been lining up their ducks all this time and you are just now finding out. get a lawyer if you don't have one, and feel free to contact me if you need or want to. best of luck to you, john. never forget though - God takes care of his own. be gentle as doves but wise as a serpents. this is the time for that.
ReplyDeleteha ha! That sounds about right! ;)
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