THANKSGIVING

HAPPY THANKSGIVING ALL!

BE BLESSED

I KNOW I AM!

JOHN

PS: DEER CAUGHT ON CAMERA- NOT SHOT!!!

WOW!!!! PERSPECTIVE

WHEN A SOLDIER COMES HOME This email is being circulated around the world - please keep it going  When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard....  ..to listen to his son whine about being bored.    .....to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes.                to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work.    ...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep.    ..to be silent when people pray to God for a new car.    ...to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower.    ...to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying.    ....to keep from laughing when anxious parents say they're afraid to     send their kids off to summer camp.        ....to keep from ridiculing someone who complains about hot weather.      .....to control his frustration when a colleague gripes about his coffee being cold.        ....to remain calm when his daughter complains about having to walk the dog.    .....to be civil to people who complain about their jobs.      ....to just walk away when someone says they only get two weeks of vacation a year.         ....to be forgiving when someone says how hard it is to have a new baby in the house.  The only thing harder than being a Soldier...     Is loving one.      I was asked to pass this on and I will gladly do so,  Will you???

 

 

FREE PPSA!!!!!! SCAM(S)

PUBLIC CERVIX ANNOUNCEMENT

I've been in Medicine for 29 years and I'm pretty sure this is a scam!

If there were a job like this I would've had it by now!

This was also sent to me in an E-mail- just thought I'd put it up for a chuckle! We honestly need to pray sincerely for our Local, State, National and World leaders regularly

J!

From a friend at church, We were in Pigeon Forge over the week end.  On Sunday, we left to come home.  Traffic was moving slowly, and a car in front of us had an Obama bumper sticker on it.  It read:  "Pray for Obama.  Psalm 109:8".   Mike's Bible was lying on the dash board.  He got it, opened it up to the scripture, and read it.  He started laughing and laughing.  Then he read it to me.  I couldn't believe what it said.  I had a good laugh, too…

 

       ><>Psalm 109:8    "Let his days be few; and let another take his office."  King James version

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1.. a friend
2. a companion
3.. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber 
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist 
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer 
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic 
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32.. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant 
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous 
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49 not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52.. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes 

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

 

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

        2. Bring alcohol  

CALLING IN SICK TO BLOGGING

I'M TURNING OVER A NEW ONE OF THESE......

IN MY LIFE! JOIN ME? 

bad weekend. will catch everyone up shortly!  some type of terrible dizziness/bp thing, and i bailed and rested. will be back full force soon. keep praying....it looks as if i have no choice but to go the disability route. the hospital has pushed me that way- and I'm not quite sure where and how to fight.

but like everything else- this is a slice of life thrown at me- another page

chapter 11

same book

so if new trials = new wisdom, insight, character, knowledge, maturity amongst other things, like

fear, worry, anxiety, guilt, stress!

guess which will win out with me!

Guess I'd better start a Pay-Pal tip jar- LOL.  Until that disability check starts coming- wait- I've got to get approved first-----

OK- small potatoes!

i am a survivor and this ain't my first carnival ride! 

I will survive! uh oh

methinks we have hit on a disc song!

I Will be back; stronger, bolder,  fresher than ever," in a few", AND ARMED with the new Blog. I teach from life experience, so I'd better start teaching before any more of these lesson KILL ME!!!!    LOL!

(I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE new SITE FOR STUDY GROUP/SPIRITUAL BANTER, REFRESHING, QUESTIONS, CHALLENGES, AN EXCELLENT EXCHANGES OF POSITIVE AND VICTORIOUS IDEAS & IDEALS!

Be thinking about Character: What it means to you'

how you define it,

                                                       what is it, who is it, where is it?

                                                                                                              how do you get it? lose it?

J

just a tiny peek as an ice breaker for the opening part of the study.....maybe....perhaps......hmmmmmmmmm we'll see. K  - bye

BIG CATCH-UP POST ON FRIDAY THE- 13TH- (AH AH AH AH CHE CHE CHE CHE)-what- you ALL know the sound!

Oh stop it! If that crazy dude in the hockey mask,  kills one more person- oh oh-no----------
DAMN! I KNEW I'D BUST A GUT LAUGHING!




IT'S COMING- I PROMISE!

IDA- HO

"IDA- HO"

WHAT DOES A PROSTITUTE SAY WHEN SHE INTRODUCES HERSELF?

IDA- THE TROPICAL DEPRESSION IS ON IT'S WAY

9TH- I'M THANKFUL THE 9TH IS OVER- ONE OF THE WORST DAYS I'VE HAD IN A LONG LONG TIME. DEAD OPOSSUM UNDER HOUSE, HOT WATER HEATER BROKE AND BP IS 90/60!

10TH- 4-6 INCHES OF RAIN ON IT'S WAY, BUT I'M VERY THANKFUL I DO NOT HAVE SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER!!! I'M DEPRESSED ALL YEAR LONG! LOL!!  TROPICAL DEPRESSION IS AN OXYMORON--HOW CAN ONE BE DEPRESSED IN BERMUDA, OR CANCUN ?????

PLAY DEAD! GOOD BOY!

A FACE ONLY A MOTHER........

  

STAY!

FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I KNOW IT'S VERY SHALLOW- BUT I'M NOT TOO DEEP EITHER!

#7. I'M THANKFUL FOR HOURS OF MINDLESS STARING AT AN HI-DEF TV WATCHING FOOTBALL. 

IT IS A PLEASANT DISTRACTION FROM WORLD EVENTS AND HELPS ME GET MY AGGRESSION OUT BY WATCHING IT! 

HAVING PLAYED IN COLLEGE- IT REMINDS ME OF : TO QUOTE THE BOSS: "GLORY DAYS!"

AND THE QUOTE OF THE DAY COMES  FROM COACH LOU HOLTZ- WHO HELPED SC MAINTAIN A RECORD OF  O-11 ! YEP--83,000 SELLOUT FANS STOOD (SAT MOROSELY) BY, AS OUR TEAM  LOST EVERY FREAKIN' GAME THAT SEASON!

"IF WHAT YOU DID YESTERDAY APPEARS SO GREAT:

YOU HAVEN'T DONE ENOUGH TODAY  !!!"

THINK ABOUT IT- (SAID IN JOEY FROM CHEERS' ACCENT!)

LIKE LOSING 11 STRAIGHT COACH?

HEALTHCARE BILL- YES, U WILL GET A BILL!

PUBLIC INFO ANNOUNCEMENT

6. I'M THANKFUL I GREW UP IN THE TIME PERIOD I DID. BORN IN THE 50'S RIGHT AFTER THE BIG WAR, ENJOYING THE PROSPERITY OF POST WWII AMERICA, AND THEN SEEING ALL THE NEW TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCES! (I REMEMBER OUR FIRST COLOR TV-

8 TRACK TAPE PLAYERS, UNLOCKED HOMES, AND EATING AT ANY FRIENDS HOUSE YOU ENDED UP AT SUPPER-TIME AFTER PLAYING "MAKE UP " GAMES ALL DAY!!!!

I received this e-mail from a friend---thought I'd share it:

As a rule, I don't pass along these "add your name" lists that appear in email, but this one is important. It has been circulating for months. Please keep it going.

1.  Nancy Pelosi
2. 

THANKSGIVING #5

I'M THANKFUL I DON'T HAVE TO DRIVE THIS CAR AND CAN SELL IT!- OR GET IT TOWED AWAY FOR FREE AND GIVE IT TO THE KIDNEY FOUNDATION. THEY PICK UP USED CARS- (YES-IT STILL RUNS) AND SELLS THEM TO HELP PEOPLE WITH DIALYSIS!

1. I PRAY, AND AM THANKFUL: THAT THOSE WHO LOST LIVES, LOVED ONES, AND WERE INJURED AT FT. HOOD TODAY- HAVE A SUPPORT SYSTEM IN A CARING AND LOVING PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN A FREE COUNTRY, PROVIDED FOR THE MOST PART, BY THEM!!!!!!

OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ARE WITH EACH AND EVERYONE TOUCHED BY THIS TRAGEDY!

GOD BLESS AMERICA; AMERICA BLESS GOD!

J

APPLIED ON-LINE

I WENT ON-LINE TO OUR HOSPITALS INTERNAL JOBS BOARD, AND APPLIED FOR A JOB IN GUEST SERVICES IN THE ER. IT SUITS ME JUST FINE AND I'VE ACTUALLY ALREADY DONE IT AS AN INTERIM GUEST SERVICES PERSON AT URGENT SCARE, WHILE I WAS IN TRIAGE.

BOTTOM LINE- YOU CALM A BEASTLY, CHAOTIC, AND OFT TIMES ANGRY LOBBY. FULL OF SICK PEOPLE, OR PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE SICK. IT'S PROBABLY MY STRONGEST SUIT; DEALING WITH PEOPLE THAT IS. THERE IS ALSO A JOB IN HUMAN RESOURCES I AM GOING TO APPLY FOR, BUT FIRST I HAVE TO SEE IF I'M STILL CONSIDERED HIRE-ABLE OR STILL AN EMPLOYEE AFTER THE LETTER MY FAMILY DOC WROTE. HE MAY HAVE HUNG ME OUT TO DRY WITHOUT KNOWING IT, WITH THE RESTRICTIONS HE PUT ON ME, AND I'M NOT SICK OR DISABLED!!!!

IT WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR THE HOSPITAL TO TRIM SOME DEAD-WOOD! GET RID OF A 55 YEAR OLD PERSON TO MAKE ROOM FOR SOMEONE WITH LESS EXPERIENCE AND A LOWER PAY GRADE!!! !


SO FOR TODAY:

I AM THANKFUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO APPLY INTERNALLY FOR THESE JOBS THAT AREN'T OPEN TO THE PUBLIC YET!  IF I'M TO GET ONE- I WILL, AND YOU CAN BET; I'LL SCRAP AND FIGHT TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO PROVIDE FOR MY LITTLE FAMILY !!!!! ALL I CAN DO IS WHAT I CAN CONTROL AND NOT WORRY ABOUT THE OVERALL OUTCOME. 

BECAUSE I KNOW WHO IS ULTIMATELY IN CONTROL. AS LONG AS I DO MY PART- HE WILL MORE THAN DO HIS, AND IT WILL BE FAR BETTER THAN I COULD HAVE HOPED OR ASKED FOR. TO SOME THAT MAY SOUND CRAZY, HOWEVER FAITH IS THE VERY THING YOU HOPED FOR, WITHOUT HAVING THE TANGIBLE EVIDENCE IN YOUR HAND-----------------

YET!!!!!

J

THANKFUL NOVEMBER

OUR LAB- HOPE

AND HOPE IS WHAT I HAVE!

30 DAYS OF THANKSGIVING

AFTER THE NEWS TODAY CONCERNING MY JOB, OR LACK THEREOF, AND THE POTENTIAL FIGHT WITH SHORT TERM DISABILITY, I AM STILL GOING TO B + !!!

NO, IT'S NOT MY BLOOD TYPE!

3. I'M THANKFUL THAT NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, I HAVE FRIENDS LIKE YOU WHO WILL LISTEN!

J

What is the difference between a Woman in Church and a Woman in a Bubble Bath?

The Woman in Church has Hope in her Soul!

NOVEMBER IS VICTORY MONTH !!!!!! ELEVEN IS MY NUMBER!!!!

I AM GOING TO START EACH DAY IN NOVEMBER WITH SOMETHING I'M THANKFUL FOR. SO BY THE END OF THE MONTH I'LL HAVE 30 POSITIVE THINGS!

1. I'M THANKFUL JESUS DIED FOR ME! AND THAT HE PICKED OUT MY WIFE FOR ME!

WE MAKE AN AWESOME

and are 

ACTLY SUITED FOR EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!