Wednesday, August 12, 2009

GOIN G TO THE DENTIST






We think His name was Danny.

Yep, This is the same bike that was posted a year or so ago, completely out of the water. Good bit of rain this spring. It's about 2' deep where the bike is now.






I'D RATHER HAVE A TOOTH PULLED THAN GO TO THE DENTIST. WAIT...... NEVER MIND.

I always think of the Bill Cosby episode when I think of Dentists.

Heba came a homcba slrring evry worda and you could barely understand him. When he drank the water ran out of his mouth, and all he could think of was getting the Toy at the end of the visit. He even conned the Dentist into giving him two I think. Wekk,
wishsabe mea luc, an ida hope to get someaba gas!

Wait, I already have that. And I'm not laughing! My Dentist and I went to college together and even worked at the same Trauma center for a while during school. He was an EKG tech. Now he's a Dentist, and I, am what I am.

Oh, try this for pain control. Grab his testicles firmly in one hand, right before he numbs you up, and say- "You hurt me, I hurt you back!" Try it- it works.

Now ladies, I'm not suggesting this just for a cleaning!


J

Popeye!

J

4 comments:

  1. Would you really grab another man's balls?

    I need to go to the dentist but he's so expensive.

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  2. LMAO----NO NO NO----I would not grab another man's balls! (Unless the price was right).

    You Nut! No--His Nuts--AW- Nuts!

    You are too much gal!! Lovin' it!

    J

    PS: Maybe if you grabbed his.....never mind, probably wouldn't cut down on the expense that much!

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  3. I've been a very neglectful blogger, but I saw your comment on my blog. Sorry to hear that the stent didn't do the trick. Fill me in on what's up, will you? (My hubby had stents prior to3 CABG 5 yrs ago at age 36.)

    Where's your other blog? I lost the link when I had to wipe my pc's hard drive.

    Finally, it somehow seemed a propo to comment on a blog post about testicles...

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  4. Elle,

    So good to hear from you again. This stent is the same place I had a stent in 1997. I'm not sure why this area is so stubborn,but it seems to be the are that is blocked the not. Otherwise, I have been feeling great.

    The other blog is Gone I'm afraid. I may try to resurrect it, but with no traffic whatsoever, it was hard to justify spending the time put in on the lesson vs. this secular type rag about my life.
    Thanks for the encouragement!

    I am going to have to cut back to a minimum of 8 hour shifts- so maybe if there's enough interest I'll be glad to do a teaching/totally Christian blog!

    All the best,

    J

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