Hey, the Olympics are just over from China---------and I'm already ready to watch them again !!!!!!!!!!!!
Rim-shot- Hey- I'll be here all week. Get it--Chinese....food? hungry an hour......(it was funny as hell at the Nurses Station when I came up with it! I was booed out to Triage!
Moving on!
After being married for 42 years, Fred took a careful look at his wife. One day and said,
"Shirley, 42 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, we slept on a sofa bed
and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot
19 year old girl. Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a plush king-size bed and
plasma screen TV but I'm sleeping with a 61-year-old woman.
It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
Now Shirley is a very reasonable woman. She told him to go out and find a hot 19-year-old girl.
She would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap
car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!!
I'm going to miss having a president that can laugh at himself.
ReplyDeleteYeah trading in your 44 for two
22s is gonna cost you.
Great joke John! I cringe when I hear Bush word slips. people think he is dumb and if he is then it is dumb like a fox. :) I think THEY are dumb if they really think he is dumb.
ReplyDeleteInterestingly... I have seen him talk smoothly, and as matter of fact as Chenney or anyone else.
I wonder what th difference is?
I have been up 39 hours and 20 minutes. Going to bed now. Wonder how long it will take to catch up? I've lost an entire nite.
I just don't know what to say here.
ReplyDeleteHammer- this erecton- be afraid- be very very afraid!
ReplyDeleteSEA- I agree 100%- sly like a fox. You don't have 8years of the same ideology with out getting some insiders inside!
and Sea- darling you can't catch up. That sleep, once gone is gone forever. You can rest up, but you will never be able to sleep that amount of time away! LOL> It is in the past! VBG_ I know what you mean- but being sleep deprived I figured I's snark grumble potato cake, and doing a fishtail down the boulevard, watching meteors rise out of he ocean like porcupine fish, popping all the kids balloons.
Jeannie- well said!