Wednesday, August 27, 2008


Crick- To Pray!

Hey, the Olympics are just over from China---------and I'm already ready to watch them again !!!!!!!!!!!!

Rim-shot- Hey- I'll be here all week. Get hungry an hour......(it was funny as hell at the Nurses Station when I came up with it! I was booed out to Triage!

Moving on!

After being married for 42 years, Fred took a careful look at his wife. One day and said,

"Shirley, 42 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, we slept on a sofa bed

and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot

19 year old girl. Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a plush king-size bed and

plasma screen TV but I'm sleeping with a 61-year-old woman.

It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

Now Shirley is a very reasonable woman. She told him to go out and find a hot 19-year-old girl.

She would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap

car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!!


  1. I'm going to miss having a president that can laugh at himself.

    Yeah trading in your 44 for two
    22s is gonna cost you.

  2. Great joke John! I cringe when I hear Bush word slips. people think he is dumb and if he is then it is dumb like a fox. :) I think THEY are dumb if they really think he is dumb.

    Interestingly... I have seen him talk smoothly, and as matter of fact as Chenney or anyone else.

    I wonder what th difference is?

    I have been up 39 hours and 20 minutes. Going to bed now. Wonder how long it will take to catch up? I've lost an entire nite.

  3. I just don't know what to say here.

  4. Hammer- this erecton- be afraid- be very very afraid!

    SEA- I agree 100%- sly like a fox. You don't have 8years of the same ideology with out getting some insiders inside!
    and Sea- darling you can't catch up. That sleep, once gone is gone forever. You can rest up, but you will never be able to sleep that amount of time away! LOL> It is in the past! VBG_ I know what you mean- but being sleep deprived I figured I's snark grumble potato cake, and doing a fishtail down the boulevard, watching meteors rise out of he ocean like porcupine fish, popping all the kids balloons.

    Jeannie- well said!


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