Saturday, July 26, 2008

DEAR MADAME

DEAR MADAME;

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOY SHOP.
YOU ASKED FOR THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY.
PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM :
AS THAT IS OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER!


SHIT!

6 comments:

  1. OMG! What a thing to wake up to! Thanks, Juan! :) You and my morning coffee go so well together.

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  2. LOL,

    U R Welcome Scarlet! Hope you didn't spew!

    Jeanie Jeanie Jeanie----You know ya love me!!!


    J

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  3. ha ha

    Tell scarlet I can't get to her blog anymore and I miss her ;(

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  4. OK--Here is new Adress.

    http://scarlet1216.blogspot.com/

    It's called, As Good as it Gets!

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