A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
>
> The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now
> Maria, why do you
> want a pay increase?"
>
> Maria: "Well Señora, there are three reasons why I
> want an increase.
> The first is that I iron better than you."
> Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
> Maria: "Your husband said so."
> Wife: "Oh."
>
> Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook
> than you."
> Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook
> than me?"
> Maria: "Your husband did."
> Wife: "Oh."
>
> Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover
> than you."
> Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that
> as well?"
> Maria: "No Señora, the gardener did."
>
> SHE GOT THE RAISE
Why do they always have to be Spanish? Damn! It gives us girls a bad name. :)
ReplyDeleteI like the photo of Los Gatos. Bien nice, Juan. Muy nice. Qué nice.
Ciao, Juan...and BE NICE!
Because it's their turn. The black prople had it for 200 years and are still bitching, all us other immigrants came here and were picked onin turn, Poles, Hungarians, Germans, Japanese et al...Now it's your turn because you live so close and just now crossed the fence! LOL. Spanish is the new immigrant. It's not PC- in fact it sux. We need to bust stereotypes up side the head, so I apologize for posting that!
ReplyDeleteWe are still the melting pot so let's melt into American Steel baby and become the strongest country on Earth again with ALL our diversity becoming as one with all our strenghts!!!
Y SENORA, YO ESOYA MUY BIEN--just ask my MUJER! CALL ME EL GATO NEGRA- whhops that's a stereotype- I'll probably steal something- LOL!!!
Keep smiling- Hoe's the Job- full report on "The office" please!
Juan