I am feeling better than I have in probably 10 or 15 years and will probably die of an Aneurysm tomorrow at 12:15 pm while taking a dump at Urgent Care. I won't be missed for 20 or 30 minutes and I've always wanted to be found on the crapper reading a book on Jewish Sports Heros'.....the Long Version. (A 2 page Pamphlet). Of course I'm kidding and I will not die one minute before I'm supposed to unless you hear me yell=
Hey Ya'll Watch this!!!...... Of which I promised my wife I would not do.
We are really busy at work and I have reason to believe this Flu season is gonna kick butt! Why you ask? Damn I wish you hadn't because I can't qualify that at all with one shred of scientific evidence.
How bout them Cock's???? Mind out of gutters and eyes off laps please. I mean the Gamecocks who are ranked 7th Nationally this week thank you very much. We are used to just being RANK! This is a long overdue process for us and I really think the Ol Ball Coach (Spurrier) has what it takes to truly turn young men around and live and play up to and even beyond their potential.
Well, that's about it for today. The pond is almost completely dry again after it refilled slightly and we are in about a minus 8-10 inch deficit if not more. Our State Fair came and started today and that foe us is the harbinger of cooler weather and true to form a front came through and it will be in the 70's and maybe in the 60's for Highs. A lot of times we get our first very early freeze when the Fair arrives!
We haven't been in several years since the food is sooo conducive to a Heart friendly Diet...I may just melt some Crisco and give myself about 60 cc's IV for the winter!---but we may go and get Elephant Ears, Cotton Candy and a Candied Apple for my wife, and the only time ever I get French Fries with Vinegar on them!! And also the Fried Mushrooms!!!!!
John
Didn't realize you were having heart troubles (sorry if I missed something I shouldn't have) - if you have high cholestral - the best thing that worked for my husband is metamucil or any of it's generic knockoffs. Fiber is the thing.
ReplyDeleteThat's great that you are doing so well.
ReplyDeleteI read that people of faith recover much better than those who go it alone.
As for the bathroom thing you might want a spotter in there with you in case of trouble ;)
Elephant ears are my favorite, but I ONLY eat them once a year at the three-day festival.
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up, John! You lift up anyone's mood.
jeannie- no problem- over and done with- butt- my bad- fiber is the way to go- wife is the Oatmeal Queen- ate it every day for a year and really dropped her total Cholesterol and raised her HDL. Course she now weighs 650 lbs- but hey-- she's living large LOL! She's all of 110 lbs!!!
ReplyDeleteHammer- my spotters don't seem to last too long! Thaks for the well wishes- it does feel good to feel good and yessir- I know for a fact my Faith and the Prayers of others helped. It's just one part of the total package though. I recently saw something on having the Immune system in Neutral rather than fighting the whole time. Having it ready to go instead of always locked and loaded and ready to fight. Made sense...it was from that dude out at Canyon Ranch.
Scarlet- how are things gal? Better I hope. 3 day festival- man are you getting ripped off- Ours is 10 days- course it takes that long to get all the lard asses through the gates LOL!!
J
Hi John-glad your getting a schedule you like better. Personally I hate 12hrs or doubles. I am an 8 hr girl and then will add to that if needed. But most like the 3 days because off 4.
ReplyDeleteFair sounds fun. I like that stuff they fry with the powdered sugar -funnel cake! :)
Hammer darn near had me spew my tea! I'm sorry to hear you've had to be stented. Did they use the new coated ones on you John? I know a guy that had 3 put in 4 years ago and is doing great. Thank God it was taken care of and we have this technology.
ReplyDeleteWe can't loose you! We need people that can make people laugh. There is not enough laughter in the world, not to mention all you do in your field.:)
crysallis- yep it is one of the NEW medicated ones. They had some trouble but got it straightened out! I had them baste mine with a layer of Crisco- then Butter and another layer of Crisco and finally- they sprayed it with Pam- and that sucker slid right in!!! LOL.
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for the well wishes and I am really doing much better on myu diet
Very funny John! You sure have a great attitude!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you are doing alright! :)