THE BREAST IMPLANTS AVAILABLE!
I TOOK MY WIFE TODAY TO GET STARTED ON HER IMPLANT. WE CAN ONLY AFFORD ONE--SO SHE WILL HAVE A UNIBOOB IN THE MIDDLE OF HER CHEST!
ACTUALLY--IT'S A DENTAL IMPLANT!!!! SHE IS SOOO LOOPY RIGHT NOW SHE'S HILARIOUS!
I CAN'T LAUGH BECAUSE SHE'S HURTING NOW THAT THE NOVOCAINE AND VERSED ARE WEARING OFF- AND I DO WANT TO LIVE!
SORRY I HAD TO TRICK YOU INTO READING THIS- BUT I KNEW I WOULD GET SOME OF YOU TO READ ABOUT BREASTS!!!! TIT FOR TAT I SAY!
WELL I GUESS I'D BETTER GO FETCH HER SOME GRUEL AND AN ICEPACK AND TRY TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE. I WISH WE HAD BOUGHT A TITTY INSTEAD!
LOVE YOU ALL!!! & BREAST WISHES!
JMc
4 Phenomenal Response(s):
lol breast wishes :P
Ha Haaaaa! Thanks!!!
J
I hope she is breasting comfortably.
You guys are awesome!!!
J
Gotta run--breastfeeding time!
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