Hey, the Olympics are just over from China---------and I'm already ready to watch them again !!!!!!!!!!!!
Rim-shot- Hey- I'll be here all week. Get it--Chinese....food? hungry an hour......(it was funny as hell at the Nurses Station when I came up with it! I was booed out to Triage!
After being married for 42 years, Fred took a careful look at his wife. One day and said,
"Shirley, 42 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, we slept on a sofa bed
and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot
19 year old girl. Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a plush king-size bed and
plasma screen TV but I'm sleeping with a 61-year-old woman.
It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
Now Shirley is a very reasonable woman. She told him to go out and find a hot 19-year-old girl.
She would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap
car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!!