Wednesday, August 27, 2008


Crick- To Pray!

Hey, the Olympics are just over from China---------and I'm already ready to watch them again !!!!!!!!!!!!

Rim-shot- Hey- I'll be here all week. Get hungry an hour......(it was funny as hell at the Nurses Station when I came up with it! I was booed out to Triage!

Moving on!

After being married for 42 years, Fred took a careful look at his wife. One day and said,

"Shirley, 42 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, we slept on a sofa bed

and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot

19 year old girl. Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a plush king-size bed and

plasma screen TV but I'm sleeping with a 61-year-old woman.

It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

Now Shirley is a very reasonable woman. She told him to go out and find a hot 19-year-old girl.

She would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap

car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!!