Thursday, May 29, 2008
If any of you feel inadequate, unappreciated, useless, or totally inept at work; you probably are.
Please meet here for an encouragement session.
WE WILL COVER SUCH TOPICS AS:
Those things people are saying behind your back: TRUE
EVEY water cooler conversation IS about your crappy work.
You ARE the butt of everyone in the offices' jokes.
Your Dog doesn't like you; it is just instinct that makes him jump up and down and wag his tail.
Even yo Momma has severe doubts about you. (Being hers, is one of them)
We will offer time tested remedies on how to fix this malady.
Like QUITTING: and working from home stuffing envelopes. Not a bad job but you will even give yourself bad performance reviews.
Please deposit 250.00 into Paypal, the first 500 people will get a coffee mug with a big "L" on it. If you guess what the Big "L" stands for- you win nothing! Because you are a LOSER! (Hint provided)
If less than 1000 people sign up your money is non-refundable, proving again you deserve the mug!
Jobless in Seattle
Be one of the first 100 to deposit your money and you will get the bonus Tee Shirt that says:
WILL WORK FOR FOOD. We can't show it here as we have no graphics department.