Saturday, May 10, 2008

HOW TO GET A RAISE>





A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
>
> The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now
> Maria, why do you
> want a pay increase?"
>
> Maria: "Well Señora, there are three reasons why I
> want an increase.
> The first is that I iron better than you."
> Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
> Maria: "Your husband said so."
> Wife: "Oh."
>
> Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook
> than you."
> Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook
> than me?"
> Maria: "Your husband did."
> Wife: "Oh."
>
> Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover
> than you."
> Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that
> as well?"
> Maria: "No Señora, the gardener did."
>
> SHE GOT THE RAISE