HAVE A HEART!
GOING TO CARDIOLOGIST TODAY FOR A NUCLEAR STRESS TEST! AS IF THE WORDS NUCLEAR DON'T STRESS YOU ENOUGH!
YES PLEASE, I'LL HAVE THE RADIOACTIVE ISOTOPE WITH A SIDE OF KRISPY KREME DONUTS!
SO HERE IS A CHEAT POST!
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
MY ALL TIME FAVORITE:
MUSKRAT LOVE
by the-- CHERNOBYL POLLEN 8!
BUT WAIT--THERE'S MORE!
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash --- after HE FOUND HIS GLASSES
I Can See Clearly Now.
I Can See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.
A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba---
Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again
And Last but NOT least:
Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
PLEASE KEEP ME IN YOUR PRAYERS AND OFF THE CATH TABLE!!!!
LOVE YOU ALL
JMc
