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Saturday, April 16, 2011

SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY

SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY

CLICK ON TITLE TO GO TO HEY HARRIET'S SITE!

SHADOW SHTICK!

THORN IN MY SIDE!

LOVE YOU ALL--BE BLESSED

JMc

Friday, April 15, 2011

THIS JUST ABOUT COVERS IT ALL !!!!

ORIGINAL POST REMOVED

The original post was removed, as it was just an e-mail that was put up to generate- well- CONTROVERSY. But that really isn't what this Blog is about!

Jeannie- I do agree with most of it........ but after some thought and sleep- a lot was just, I don't know--True--but needed rewording a little!

HERE ARE PICS OF OUR LATEST CRAPPIE FISHING TRIP.

WELL IT WASN'T THAT CRAPPIE--(I PREFER MY OLD FLA TERM OF SPECKLED PERCH, OR SPECS!)

I SAW A FOX, 4 DEER, 2 RABBITS, AND MORE TURTLES THAN IS LEGAL!

WHAT An awesome state I live i as far as diversity of wildlife within one square mile!

I'M PROUD OF THE FACT THAT I COULD STILL PROVIDE FOR MY FAMILY THE OLD FASHIONED WAY....IF I HAD TO!

MALE SPECKLED PERCH, AKA: CRAPPIE.

I'M SO FAST-I DON'T EVEN NEED A HOOK!!!!

THANK YOU GOD FOR PROVIDING THE MEAL- AND THE SUNSET!

G'NITE FELLOW AMERICANS & FRIENDS !

Thursday, April 14, 2011

THE TROUBLE WITH HYBRIDS; GAS STATIONS!

THE TROUBLE WITH HYBRIDS

HEY--I DID ARTSY, NOW I'M DOING FARTSY!

I never said this was a classy joint!

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT ELECTRICS, BUT I HAD TO PLUG THEM TOO. IT'S AN OUTLET WITH ME.

SHOCKING I KNOW!

I get 200 miles per Volt! WATT? That the Current rate?

Hey--anyone have an Extension cord?

I need a jump!

LOVE YOU ALL

JMc

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

THE SECRET TO LONG LIFE!

THE SECRET TO LONG LIFE!

Bless her little heart.....How sweet........

The secret to long life...

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above.

She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,

"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nicebig joint.

Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every

week, and eat only junk food.

On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and I

don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Forty," she replied

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

HELP- I LOST AN EARRING

HELP- I LOST AN EARRING

CAN YOU HELP ME FIND MY OTHER EARRING???

IT LOOKS LIKE THIS....

WAIT

NEVER MIND.......

I FOUND IT UNDER THE COUCH!

Most Southerners can relate to this weird post!

LOVE YOU ALL!

JMc

Monday, April 11, 2011

MAGPIE TALES:MAG 61

MAGPIE TALES:MAG 61

THE IMAGE AND LINK TO MAGPIE TALES

THE LIMERICK- SO SORRY IT DOESN'T DO JUSTICE THIS MAGNIFICENT PIC!

PRINGLES

by JMc

Lipstick on glass makes one tingle,

Good friends, good wine, one mingles,

I was amazed at last,

after much time had passed,

On the bottom, so soggy were my Pringles!

Sunday, April 10, 2011

MY BUCKET LIST

MY BUCKET LIST

1. GET A NEW BUCKET. Updates to follow!

LOVE YOU ALL

JMc

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.

'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'

'Sure..'

'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.

'No, I can remember it.'

'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so AS not to forget it?'

He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'

'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.

Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at the plate for a moment. And asks,

'Where's my toast ?'

I LOVE THIS OLD TREE!!!!

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'

'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

WATER SPIDER

THOUSANDS--WELL 987, TO BE EXACT, SPIDERS HATCHING. THESE ARE NOT THE WATER SPIDERS BABIES--THESE ARE THE GOLDEN ORB SPIDERS THAT I HAVE SO MANY PICS OF.

ALSO COMMONLY KNOWN AS ST ANDREWS CROSS SPIDERS.

SPIDERS IN WATER - THEY WILL NEVER SURVIVE.

THE BABIES ARE FROM THIS LADY--THE PODS I HAVE POSTED BEFORE HELD ALL THESE BABIES.

HI- BISCUS!

LOVE YOU ALL!!

JMc

Friday, April 8, 2011

WATER SNAKE REUNION

WATER SNAKE REUNION

This is the first two (albeit bad) pics of my water snake of this year. He was 6 inches from my foot for over 5 minutes before he bolted! That's stealth, and I had already tapped all around the area with a stick.

2 Snakes in as many days---Spring and Life are awakening!

This guys was on a small island about the size of the seat on a kitchen char. I tapped around with a stick as a precaution before I jumped to it. I squatted down and played with this Brad New Emerging Dragonfly---also the first of the year. I left the Island and returned a few minuteds later, to see if he lived. Alas--He didn't make it!.

This was when THE SNAKE- after all that time bolted, a mere 6 inches from my bare ankle! I changed my depends........

Pics are of poor quality as it is hard to take underwater shots with my dinky camera. Plus I was too dang close. He is Non-venomous- but very aggresive and can pack a pretty good strike and bite! He's about 4- 41/2 ft long. Love the tiny flash of light in the mid left from his eye!

Can you follow is body? It's about 4-8 inches deep there.

"THE DRAGON THAT DID NOT FLY"

EMERGING FROM COCOON

Barely struggling anymore.

This is why I jumped to the Island- to watch the Birth of a Dragonfly--he didn't make it because of that terrible storm we had. He was still struggling to get his head from his cocoon winter home. But you could tell he was damaged.