NC LAND & SNOW! I wanna Piece of NC baby!

NC LAND & SNOW! I wanna Piece of NC baby!

New land I'm looking at in NC!
It Snowed the Night I arrived....a  cool start......

 Taken from B.I.L.'s Driveway- we are Neighbors.

 The Garden the Deer Eat

 Closer upper of House

All Land and even the Old Building pictured are included in Property, plus another 1 1/2 acres in Pasture.

(House in Background!!! I Loved it!)



Lord Willing I will OWN this Land and Home!


LOVE TO ALLL

JMc

THE RULES OF NORTH AND SOUTH CAROLINA!

 THE RULES OF RURAL SOUTH CAROLINA ARE AS FOLLOWS:

      1. PULL YOUR DROOPY PANTS UP. YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.

      2. TURN YOUR CAP THE RIGHT WAY, YOUR HEAD ISN'T CROOKED.

      3. LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT; IT'S CALLED A 'DIRT ROAD.' NO MATTER
    HOW SLOW
      YOU DRIVE, YOU'RE GOING TO GET DUST ON YOUR LEXUS. DRIVE IT OR GET
    OUT OF THE WAY.

      4. THEY ARE CATTLE. THEY'RE LIVE STEAKS. THAT'S WHY THEY SMELL
    FUNNY TO
      YOU, GET OVER IT.  DON'T LIKE IT?  YOU HAVE A CHOICE OF I-26,
    I-40, I-77, I-85, AND I-95.  PICK ONE.  THEY ALL TAKE YOU AWAY FROM
    SOUTH CAROLINA.

      5. SO YOU HAVE A $60,000 CAR. WE'RE IMPRESSED. WE HAVE $100,000
    TRACTORS
      AND HAY BALERS THAT ARE DRIVEN ONLY 3 WEEKS A YEAR.

      6.. SO EVERY PERSON IN RURAL SOUTH CAROLINA  WAVES. WE THINK OF IT AS
      BEING FRIENDLY. TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT.

      7. IF THAT CELL PHONE RINGS WHILE AN 8-POINT BUCK AND 3 DOES ARE
    COMING
      IN, WE WILL SHOOT IT OUT OF YOUR HAND. YOU BETTER HOPE YOU DON'T
    HAVE IT
      UP TO YOUR EAR AT THE TIME.

      8. YEAH, WE EAT FRIED POTATOES, GRAVY, BEANS & CORNBREAD. WE FRY
    OUR FISH AFTER
      'CATCHIN 'EM'. YOU REALLY WANT SUSHI & CAVIAR? IT'S AVAILABLE AT THE
      CORNER BAIT SHOP.

      9. TO US, THE 'OPENER' REFERS TO THE FIRST DAY OF DEER SEASON.
    IT'S A RELIGIOUS
      HOLIDAY HELD ON THE MONDAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING.


      10. WE OPEN DOORS FOR WOMEN. THAT IS APPLIED TO ALL WOMEN,
    REGARDLESS OF AGE.


      11. NO, THERE'S NO 'VEGETARIAN SPECIAL' ON THE MENU. ORDER COUNTRY
    HAM OR
      FRIED CHICKEN OR YOU CAN ORDER THE CHEF'S SALAD AND PICK OFF THE 2
    POUNDS
      OF HAM & TURKEY.

      12.THERE ARE THREE MAIN DISHES: MEATS
      (INCLUDES FISH), VEGETABLES, AND BREADS. WE USE FOUR SPICES: SALT,
    PEPPER,
      HOT SAUCE AND KETCHUP. OH, YEAH...WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU FOLKS IN
    JERSEY
      CALL THAT STUFF YOU EAT...IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!! !!


      13. YOU BRING 'COKE' INTO THE HOUSE, IT BETTER BE BROWN, WET AND
    SERVED
      OVER ICE.

      14. YOU BRING 'MARY JANE' INTO THE HOUSE, SHE BETTER BE CUTE, KNOW
    HOW TO
      SHOOT, AND HAVE LONG HAIR.


      15. COLLEGE AND HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL ARE AS IMPORTANT HERE AS PRO
    BALL, AND
      A LOT MORE FUN TO WATCH.

      16. YEAH, WE HAVE GOLF COURSES. BUT DON'T HIT THE WATER HAZARDS---IT
      SPOOKS THE FISH.

      17. COLLEGES? WE HAVE THEM ALL OVER. WE HAVE STATE UNIVERSITIES,
    COMMUNITY
      COLLEGES, AND VO-TECHS. THEY COME OUT OF THERE WITH AN EDUCATION
    PLUS A
      LOVE OF GOD AND COUNTRY, AND THEY STILL WAVE AT EVERYBODY WHEN
    THEY COME
      HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS.


      18. WE HAVE A WHOLE TON OF FOLKS IN THE ARMY, NAVY, AIR FORCE, AND
      MARINES.. SO DON'T MESS WITH US. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL GET WHIPPED
    BY THE
      BEST.


      19. TURN DOWN THAT CAR STEREO! THAT THUMPITY-THUMP NOISE AIN'T
      MUSIC, ANYWAY. WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT ANYMORE THAN WE WANT TO
    SEE YOUR
      BOXERS. REFER BACK TO #1.


      20. 4 INCHES ISN'T A BLIZZARD-IT'S A FLURRY. DRIVE IN IT LIKE YOU
    HAVE SOME
      SENSE , AND DON'T TAKE ALL THE BREAD, MILK, AND TOILET PAPER FROM THE
      GROCERY STORES. THIS AIN'T ALASKA !! WORST CASE... YOU MAY HAVE TO
    LIVE A
      WHOLE DAY WITHOUT CROISSANTS. OUR PICKUPS WITH SNOW BLADES WILL
    HAVE YOU
      OUT THE NEXT DAY.

     THAT IS ALL!

JMc

POOR MAN'S GRILL- LIVING OFF THE GRID

POOR MAN'S GRILL- LIVING OFF THE GRID

MY CONTRIBUTION TO PREPPING.

ALSO IF YOU ARE OVER 60 AND HAVE GREYING HAIR, YOU ARE NOW KNOWN AS:

SALT AND PREPPERS!  AR AR-

I'M SO PUNNY!

YOU ARE THE G-RILL OF MY DREAMS!

THIS REALLY WORKS- USE SMALLER CAN FOR VIENNA SAUSAGES!

TOAD TRIP

FARM RAISED FISH-- I KEEP PLANTING THEM BUT NOTHING COMES UP. I MAY HAVE TO SCALE BACK!

FISH FARM AFTER 3 WEEKS OF CULTIVATION....THEY MUST ALL BE IN SCHOOL.

IF THE WORLD EVER GETS TO THIS STATE- SOUTH CAROLINA) WE ARE IN DEEP DOO-DOO!

g'

LUCK!

JMc

THE HUSBAND STORE!

The Husband Store

A store that sells New Husbands has opened in New York City. 

A woman may go there to choose a husband. Among the instructions

at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the

value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may

choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down
except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to
the 2nd floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The 3rd floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and

are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are

Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead

Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong
Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she
goes to the 6th floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof

that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at
the Husband Store.

PLEASE
NOTE:

To be fair, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex , have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.




LOVE TO ALL!


JMc

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY FROM SC!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY FROM SC!

LOVE CONQUERS ALL!



LOVE TO YOU AND YOURS!

JMc

GIVE A SHIT VS. AGE

GIVE A SHIT VS. AGE

A GRAPH

GROSS ANATOMY

THE INFAMOUS- TREE-SPOT!!!!

LOVE TO ALL

JMc

PARASITE, WOODS, NATURE AND SILLY CRAP

PARASITE: 2 SITES!

APPLE MAPS!

PREPPERS- THIS IS "MY" BUG OUT BAG.

PINE-SOL

LAKE PLACID?

THISTLE WHILST YOU WORK!

BEING SLOW IN NATURE SUCKS!




LOVE TO ALL

JMc

Sarah Brightman & Andrea Bochelli

Sarah Brightman & Andrea Bochelli

OTHERWORLDLY!!!!!

LOVE TO ALL

JMc

LIKE A ROCK?

LIKE A ROCK?

 MY FAVORITE ROCK & FAVORITE ROCK SONG!

CLICK TO PLAY AND

ENJOY!!!!

 LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED!

 DON'T TAKE EM FOR GRANITE!

MOON ROCK

LOVE TO ALL!!

JMc

SHARKS AND CAJONES !

 SHARKS AND CAJONES !

 WHILST FISHING NEAR CUMBERLAND AND TYBEE ISLANDS, GA; TWO HIGH SCHOOL BUDDIES AND I MANAGED TO CATCH 2 SHARKS.

BILLY WILLIAMS AND I, ALONG WITH CAPT JIM FUTCH- SEE BELOW, CAUGHT AMAZINGLY SIMILAR SIZED HAMMERHEAD SHARKS.

A PIC I GOT OF BILLY PULLING HIS (SNICKER)

IN.

THE 3 AMIGOS- ME, JIM, BILLY.

OF COURSE IT'S LT TO RT, ISN'T IT ALWAYS??? SHEESH!

THESE SHARKS ALSO ACTED IN AN AMAZINGLY SIMILAR MANNER!

 BOTH WERE RELEASED UNHARMED!

 ME AND HAMMY!

MINE IS BIGGER-- (SNICKER)

 BILLY AND HAMETTE!

NOTICE HOW WELL THEY ARE BOTH HANGING!!!!

I, PER USUAL HAD TO SMART OFF AND TAUNT SAID SHARK.

I SAID, "YO MOMMA WAS A BALL-PEEN AND YO DADDY WAS A MALLET!"

ELICITING THE FOLLOWING RESPONSE

IN "BOTH" DIRECTIONS.

 

AS YOU CAN IMAGINE- THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION (NOT PICTURED) CAUSED A SUDDEN RELEASE OF BODILY FUNCTIONS, JUST A MILD REACTION FOR A SPLIT NANO-SECOND IN TIME!  I HEROICALLY AND STOICALLY HELD ONTO HAMMY! 

HOPING TO PROVE HE WAS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TAUNTER, BILLY ALSO TAUNTED HAMETTE- AND VIOLA!

SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT TAUNTING HAMMERHEAD SHARKS ELICITS A MILLION YEAR OLD RESPONSE, MOST ASSUREDLY PROVING THAT BULLYING WAS AROUND SINCE DINOSAUR TIMES!

THE RESPONSE CAUSED THESE  

BT:  BEFORE TAUNT

REPRESENTING OUR FOUR- WELL, YOU KNOW!

TO THESE

AT:  AFTER TAUNT:

IN A MATTER OF MILLISECONDS!

THEY REMAIN THAT WAY THIS DAY AS PUNISHMENT FOR AQUATIC TAUNTING!

"GO AWAY YOU ENGLISH TYPE K'NIGITS- OR I WILL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME!!" THIS LINE WAS WRITTEN INTO A WELL KNOWN MOVIE TO REMIND BILLY AND I OF HOW HURTFUL SHARK BULLYING AND TAUNTING CAN BE.

HUMBLED IN SC

JMc