Thursday, January 3, 2013

SPORTING GOODS CONFUSION!


There was a bit of confusion at the Sporting goods store this morning. 
When I was ready to pay for my purchase of shotgun shells the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me.” 
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed. 
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card. 
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. 
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
 

8 comments:

  1. NOT your cooperative fault!


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  2. Oh man! This had me laughing!!

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  3. Hiya Sis! Thanks! I also can't go back to the produce section at Publix!

    Hugs and Happy New Year,

    John


    Kelly- Hiya FRIEND!!! HUGS and Happy New Year!!!

    John

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  4. HA! I love how you didn't even hesitate. You're a good boy, Johnny...always following instructions. ;)

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  5. Well at least you paused to make that mental note before complying with her instructions to strip.

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  6. Hey John! Belated Happy New Year to you!
    That was pretty funny. I think it might be a good idea for you to only carry cash from now on...
    I'll be back to catch up here very soon!

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