BACK HOME AFTER GREAT TRIP!
WILL POST MUCH MORE TOMORROW AS I CATCH UP!
HOPE EVERYONE IS OK!
LOVE TO ALL
JMc
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Thursday, August 23, 2012
STOP CHILDHOOD OBESITY AND WEST NILE
STOP CHILDHOOD OBESITY AND WEST NILE
WE CAN STOP CHILDHOOD OBESITY AND WEST NILE AT THE SAME TIME:
WE CAN HAVE AN ICE CREAM TRUCK THAT WON'T STOP, WHILST SPRAYING FOR MOSQUITO'S AT THE SAME TIME!
What's a little DDT, amongst Childhood friends...I chased those things in FL on my Bike as a Child and I turned out fine!
HEADING FOR NC IN SEARCH OF THE ELUSIVE "ACRE" THAT IS MINE!!!!
LOVE TO ALL- SEE YA NEXT WEEK!
JMc
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
WHEN BOREDOM AND STUPIDITY ATTACK AT THE SAME TIME
WHEN BOREDOM AND STUPIDITY ATTACK AT THE SAME TIME
ALL PICTURES ARE FROM "13 WAYS TO HAVE A BETTER DAY." NO OTHER INFO WAS GIVEN ON EACH PIC. IF ANY OF THESE ARE YOURS LET ME KNOW-
I WANNA MEET YOU! AND GIVE PROPER CREDIT- ;-)
THIS IS MY STORY:
DUH DUNT! (DRAMATIC TV MUSIC)
LET'S PLAY REMEMBER WHEN:
REMEMBER WHEN GRANDAD TAUGHT YOU ALL THOSE LIFE LESSONS EARLY ON? AHHHH- THOSE WERE THE DAZE!
AND THEN GRANDMA WOULD BAKE COOKIES AND PLAY FIND THE SPIDER WITH YOU?
LATER, UNCLE GARY WOULD COME OVER WITH HIS FAMOUS TACO DISH!
THEY CALLED THEM SHELLS, BUT UNCLE GARY'S NEVER ARRIVED LIKE THE PICTURE ON THE BOX.
AND THEN
YOU GOT WHAT YOU HAD ALWAYS DREAMT OF:
THE NEW i-LAB!
HE CAME WITH VARIOUS SKINS, SO YOU NEVER GOT TIRED OF HIM. HIS SOOTHING GPS BARK TO SIGNAL RECALCULATING BROUGHT PEALS OF LAUGHTER FROM INSIDE THE VEHICLE.....
HEAR ARE SOME OPTIONAL SKINS:
I'M GUMBY DAMNIT! (Recorded with Eddie Murphy's Voice!)
RECHARGING. AND REMEMBER, DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE.
THERE IS ALSO AN AWESOME STEREO LAB MIX-- THAT CAN BE INSTALLED:
AND FINALLY
SEEING -- YOU'RE FAVORITE GAMECOCK "COCKY", CARRYING
AROUND MILO GETTING READY FOR SEC COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON....
WHAT IS THAT UNDER HIS BEAK?
WHICH COMES FULL CIRCLE TO GRANDAD:
WHO, EVERY-TIME HE HEARS A WHISTLE, WOULD STIFF ARM AND RUN OVER THE NEAREST SMALLEST KID!
AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU ARE NOT ME?
LOVE TO ALL
JMc
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
TICKLED TUESDAY
TICKLED TUESDAY
I RECEIVED THESE IN AN E-MAIL SOME TIME BACK AND WAS JUST HANGING ONTO THEM. I LOOKED AT THEM TODAY AND ACTUALLY LOL AT 2 OF THEM.
WHICH TWO?
AND OF COURSE IN KEEPING WITH THE THEME OF THIS BLOG WHICH IS TO EDU-MICATE PEEPLES:
LOVE TO ALL!
JMc
Monday, August 20, 2012
BLUE MONDAY
BLUE MONDAY
today my mind is a blank canvass:
turns out I've been eating the Lead Paint!
SOME CHILD MAY HAVE THE BLUES AFTER LOSING THIS:
LOVE TO ALL!
JMc
Saturday, August 18, 2012
Thursday, August 16, 2012
It's 10:00 and I'm UP
It's 10:00 and I'm UP
This is indeed a miracle in and of itself as I am on BAT Time. I'm awake all night and sleep all day.
My first night in my new living conditions went very well. (AND NO, IT'S STILL THE SAME PLACE-NOT A MENTAL WARD)! I went to bed at a reasonable hour, and woke up at a reasonable hour.
I already feel great about the day and look forward to getting out, and starting new routines.
A major Grocery Store Inventory trip is mandatory today or tomorrow. Who am I kidding--TOMORROW! I'm on no time schedule, yet!
Sneaking up to NC on Sat and Sunday to surprise my Mom for her birthday brunch with my Sister. She has NO CLUE I'm coming up- and it will be AWESOME! Starting to look for Land in the W.Jefferson, Millers Creek area of NC.
A fresh start in the Mountains of NC is really calling to me, and I fear I head the Siren's Song, and when it's time--I can lay me down and Rot. Hopefully many years from now.
THE JOURNEY BEGINS ANEW!
FISHING & FUN!
BRING IT!
THIS IS GONNA BE A TRIP!!!
LOVE TO ALL AND A NEW CHAPTER OF MY LIFE HAS INDEED BEGUN!
BRING IT!
THIS IS GONNA BE A TRIP!!!
JMc
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
STEALTH DAY!
STEALTH DAY!
TODAY, I'M IN STEALTH MODE. YOU MAY NOT SEE ME, BUT I'M AROUND.
THEN I'LL BE BACK WITH SHOCK AND AWE!
YOU'LL BE IN SHOCK AND MOST WILL SAY-
AWWWWWW! CRAP, HE'S IS BACK
LOL
LOVE TO ALL!
JMc
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
GIANT, HUGE ,GREAT, BIG, NEWS!
GIANT, HUGE ,GREAT, BIG, NEWS!
MAJOR CHAAA CHA CHA CHAAA CHANGES!
FILM AT 11:00!
WORDS AT BOTTOM OF PAGE
NOTE TO SELF: MAJOR LIFE CHANGE AT 58! DON'T BLOW IT.
NOT TOO FAR REMOVED!
EVERYBODY'S GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE
CEPT FO ME AND MY MONKEY....
paraphrasing the Beatles!
MY ONLY TWO AVATARS/PICS EVER ON MY PROFILE.....HMMM,
TIME FOR SOMETHING NEW? TO GO WITH THE NEW ME?
LOVE TO YOU ALL!
JMc
Oh yeah
Mm
Still don't know what I was waiting for
And my time was running wild
A million dead-end streets and
Every time I thought I'd got it made
It seemed the taste was not so sweet
So I turned myself to face me
But Ive never caught a glimpse
Of how the others must see the faker
Im much too fast to take that test
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Don't want to be a richer man
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Just gonna have to be a different man
Time may change me
But I can't trace time
I watch the ripples change their size
But never leave the stream
Of warm impermanence
So the days float through my eyes
But stil the days seem the same
And these children that you spit on
As they try to change their worlds
Are immune to your consultations
They're quite aware of what they're going through
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Wheres your shame
Youve left us up to our necks in it
Time may change me
But you can't trace time
Strange fascination, fascinating me
Ah changes are taking the pace Im going through
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Oh, look out you rock n rollers
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Pretty soon now you're gonna get a little older
Time may change me
But I can't trace time
I said that time may change me
But I can't trace time
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyric
Mm
Still don't know what I was waiting for
And my time was running wild
A million dead-end streets and
Every time I thought I'd got it made
It seemed the taste was not so sweet
So I turned myself to face me
But Ive never caught a glimpse
Of how the others must see the faker
Im much too fast to take that test
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Don't want to be a richer man
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Just gonna have to be a different man
Time may change me
But I can't trace time
I watch the ripples change their size
But never leave the stream
Of warm impermanence
So the days float through my eyes
But stil the days seem the same
And these children that you spit on
As they try to change their worlds
Are immune to your consultations
They're quite aware of what they're going through
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Wheres your shame
Youve left us up to our necks in it
Time may change me
But you can't trace time
Strange fascination, fascinating me
Ah changes are taking the pace Im going through
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Oh, look out you rock n rollers
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Pretty soon now you're gonna get a little older
Time may change me
But I can't trace time
I said that time may change me
But I can't trace time
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyric
Monday, August 13, 2012
Saturday, August 11, 2012
SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY ON SATURDAY!
SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY ON SATURDAY 2!
RAIN RAIN AND MORE RAIN IN A DROUGHT STRICKEN COUNTRY!
IT IS A BLESSING!
SUNSHINE AND SHADOW IN THE WOODS!
DON'T TAKE SHADOWS FOR GRANITE!
SHADOWY POND!
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYONE
LOVE TO ALL
JMc
Friday, August 10, 2012
SILLY ATTACK
SILLY ATTACK
THIS IS A GREAT DAY. YES- IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
SO I'M TAKING THE DAY OFF AND BEING SILLY!
58 YEARS YOUNG, SOME MAJOR CHANGES- (all good),
I'M FEELING WELL.....
SO OVERALL I GOT IT MADE.
How do you phonetically spell out the Woody Woodpekker Sound?
IMPOSSIBILITIES
IN THE WORLD
1.
U can't count
your hair
2.
U can't wash
your eyes with
soap
3.
U can't
breathe when
your tongue is
out
Put your tongue back in fool.
10 Things I know about you...
1) U are reading this
Put your tongue back in fool.
10 Things I know about you...
1) U are reading this
2)
U are human.
3)
U can't say
the letter
''P'' without
separating
your lips
4)
U just
attempted to
do it
6)
U are laughing
at yourself
7)
U have a smile
on your face
and you
skipped No.5
8)
U just checked
to see if
there is a
No.5
9)
U laugh at
this because
you are
enjoying it
& so does
everyone else
too.
TODAY I AM SITTING AROUND LITERALLY COUNTING MY BLESSINGS. I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MANY I HAD- AND HOW MUCH JUNK AND CLUTTER I HAD AGAIN ACCUMULATED.
TIME TO CLEAR THE SLATE AND LIVE SIMPLY AND LOVINGLY!
HOW BLESSED ARE YOU TODAY?
LOVE AND BLESSINGS TO ALL!
LOVE YOU!
JMc
Why I Owe My Mother...
******************************
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTION-ISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA ...
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING ..
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS .
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
And my favorite:
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Only you folks my age understand these profound statements!!!
But, there is one missing from this list~~My personal all time favorite!!
My mother taught me about CHOICE.
"Do you want me to stop this car?"
wait, wait--another one just hit!
Why I Owe My Mother...
******************************
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTION-ISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA ...
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING ..
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS .
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
And my favorite:
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Only you folks my age understand these profound statements!!!
But, there is one missing from this list~~My personal all time favorite!!
My mother taught me about CHOICE.
"Do you want me to stop this car?"
He went that way!
Thursday, August 9, 2012
THIS IS JUST STUPID!
THIS IS JUST STUPID!
SO OF COURSE I HAD TO POST IT AS IT IS A NICE SEGWAY OUT OF GUNS AND KILLING.....ERRR- ALMOST!
MOOSE'S REVENGE
and NO, I did not verify this on Snopes as it had no bearing on World Peace
This actually happened with some guys from Maine.
They dressed the truck up with the guy spread eagled on the roof.
The driver and passengers put on Moose heads.
They went down the Maine toll road Interstate, causing 16 accidents.
Yes; they went to jail... Yes; alcohol was involved...
This proves that men cannot be left alone. They need women to keep them from being stupid.
This is just to let you know what you are in for, as I'm feeling froggy, silly and happy. Wait--it passed..my bad.
Mix in 2 weeks of BOREDOM and you have the recipe for some weirdness around here.
THE REAL MEDAL COUNT
CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR- SOME
DISTINGUISHED SERVICE CROSS- NOT ENOUGH
PURPLE HEARTS- WAY TO MANY
LOVE TO YOU ALL
JMc
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
A Wonderful Wednesday at the Shooting Range
A Wonderful Wednesday at the Shooting Range
I had a great stress relieving day as I went and broke in my new pistol AT THE LOCAL INDOOR RANGE.. I have owned shotguns and rifles all my life, but never really used or felt I needed a pistol until now.
WHY NOW? GOOD QUESTION.
Politics, Word on the Street, Conspiracy Theories, Too Much Down Time, the 5 Murders we had in Cola last week....ETC., ETC. 3 of the murders were car-jackings and two were in broad daylight. METH AND CRACK ARE DRIVING ADDICTS TO A BOLD NEW ERA IN THEIR FIGHT TO GET $20.00 OR $30.00 FOR A HIGH no matter THE MEANS!I have always believed we have the right to defend our castle- but we even need to think about self preservation at all times.
I BELIEVE I COULD GO VISIT DURFEE (THE WALKING MAN) NOW,
AND SIT IN COMFORT ON HIS PORCH! KNOWING HE HAS A NICE SHOTGUN TO PROTECT US WITH AND WHEN TO TELL ME TO GET DOWN!
I just felt the time was right to purchase some self protection. I think Traveling as much as I have to FL & NC this past year has made me a little more wise, to what is happening on the Interstates and staying a little more prepared for emergencies. I finally broke down and bought a Cell Phone! Can you imagine that?
I'm just learning to use a cell-phone because I really didn't need one. Again, the traveling put the need for one right up front.
As of right now, I'm blaming
ALL IMPULSIVE SHOPPING FOR GUY TOYS ON
TRAVEL!
NO GUNS WERE USED IN THE ABOVE PHOTOS!
IT IS
UNKNOWN WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS FURRY ANIMAL- BUT:
AND I'M JUST SAYING IT "WHAT IF", A HALF BALD SKUNK OR RACCOON, THAT THE FUR ABOVE IS MISSING FROM GOES ON A RAMPAGE AND ATTACKS ME?
IT COULD HAPPEN!
I'M READY!
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CARRYING CONCEALED WEAPONS, OR WEAPONS IN GENERAL?
JMc
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