I also saw above on Petty Witter's site as well....drop her a visit--you'll love it!!!
> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
> husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
> telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
> 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
> toilet paper and rub it between them for20a few seconds'
> Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
> front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
> 'How long will this take?' I asked.
> 'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.
> I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece o f20toilet paper
> between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
> Without missing a beat he says ' Worked for your butt, didn't it?'
> He's still alive , and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
> again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
> Stupid, stupid man