NEW ALPHABET!!!
AS TAUGHT TODAY.......
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I also saw above on Petty Witter's site as well....drop her a visit--you'll love it!!!
I also saw above on Petty Witter's site as well....drop her a visit--you'll love it!!!
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
> > Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
> husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
> telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
> suggestion.
>
> 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
> toilet paper and rub it between them for20a few seconds'
>
> Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
> front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
>
> 'How long will this take?' I asked.
>
> 'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.
>
> I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece o f20toilet paper
> between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
> years?'
>
> Without missing a beat he says ' Worked for your butt, didn't it?'
>
> He's still alive , and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
> again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
> straw.
>
> Stupid, stupid man
>
LOVE YOU ALL!
JMc
my my my. you do love to get yourself in trouble don't you?
ReplyDeleteGlad to have you back John!
Thanks for the mention.
ReplyDeleteAh so toilet paper is too blame and here was me thinking it was chocolate.
Your wife reads your blog, right? And she hasn't put you in the hospital yet? ;)
ReplyDeleterub it on your brain! LOL
ReplyDeleteAloha from Honolulu
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Living on the edge, aren't you!! ahahhah!
ReplyDeleteThe alphabet chart is great (and sadly true). The joke is even better.
ReplyDeleteWe were in a antique store the other day and my nine year old GD, pointed at something and asked me what it was. It was a IBM selectronic typewriter! I then asked her if she knew what a 8-track tape was. She said no. How about a VHS tape, she said no, how about a cassette tape? No again
Oh man did she make me feel old!
Hope you are doing well my friend! Thanks for the yucks...
Okay, hon, that was really good. I love you John.
ReplyDeletePS Related to the alphabet chart, I just saw a children's book (or mockery of a children's book) called Good Night IPad (instead of Good Night Moon) written by Ann Droyd.
xoRobyn
love this post.
ReplyDeleteare you from Scotland?
love living on the edge! haha
have a great day!
Jeannie-- LOL---Some things just never change! Thanks my friend!
ReplyDeleteJ
Petty---What if it were Chocolate toilet paper!!!
J
RK- This thing is so protected--I can't even get in sometimes--LOL!!!
But we have no secrets.
;-)
J
SISTA___ Ouch---Right or left??--LOL--GOOD ONE Cloudia!
J
Kelly- Yea ma'am! LOL
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J
Pat-- It's amazing that we didn't even have computers in our lifetime--but I'd say we embraced it pretty well for a bunch of Boomers!!! Remember recording into the small reel to real tape recorders with the mono microphone????
Happy Holidays my friend!
J
Robyn,
Love you too sweet lady! Big hugs!
Your Buddy--Dating ad # 111,
"I Like Pina Colladas, getting caught in the rain. I'm CHARMIN I'm sure..... he he....is it working????
J
Betty-- TYVM!! No, SC...LOL--I think we a German- Mom's side & Scottish/Irish-Dad's!
And I love living on the edge!
Thanks for the visit and Happy Holidays!
J