Friday, July 1, 2011

Should a Child Witness Birth?

Should a Child Witness Birth?
Here's your answer.

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Matthew, a 5-yr
old boy to hold a flashlight high over his mommy so he could see
while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Matthew did as he was asked. Heidi pushed and
pushed and After a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic
lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Matthew for his
help and asked the wide-eyed 5-yr old what he thought about what
he had just witnessed.
Matthew quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in
the first place..........spank him again!"

If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.


  1. LOL! Now THAT is funny!
    It reminded me of my sister when she heard of bringing up children....she really thought that you vomited them up!



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