DOES ANYONE HATE DEALING WITH BANKS AS MUCH AS I DO?
I MUST SAY I USED TO HATE IT, BECAUSE I WAS PAYING $25.00 IN BOUNCED CHECK FEES ALL THROUGH COLLEGE. NOW, I'M SOMEWHAT BETTER OFF, AND I MUST SAY OUR NEW CREDIT UNION IS ALL ABOUT CUSTOMER SERVICE.
THE ONLY THING MISSING IS THE TOASTER!
I WANT A TOASTER!
I DESERVE A TOASTER FOR SIGNING MY NAME 227 TIMES. BUT AT THE NEW INTEREST RATES, AND THE OTHER FREEBIES THEY OFFER, I JUST DON'T DESPISE IT AS MUCH AS I USED TO.
I KNOW YOU WANTED TO KNOW THIS, AND I WANTED TO POST SOMETHING POSITIVE. I HAVE A TOOTHACHE AND HAVE TO GO TO THE DENTIST. I'D MUCH RATHER GO TO THE BANK. MAYBE THE DENTIST WILL GIVE ME A SMALL APPLIANCE.
I'M SURE IT WILL BE ONE THAT HE'LL SHOVE IN MY MOUTH, AND THEN I'LL HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE BANK, SIGN 227 MORE TIMES TO PAY HIM FOR THE FREE APPLIANCE I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN AT THE BANK!
BUT HE IS A COLLEGE BUDDY- AND HE DOES GREAT WORK, AND SEES ME NO MATTER WHEN! SO I CAN'T COMPLAIN. EXCEPT ABOUT THE PAIN.
I'M PRETTY LUCKY. I HAVE A GOOD BANK AND A GREAT DENTIST.
HOW'S THAT FOR A NON -PLUS POST!. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE NUMBERS ON THIS BABY!
WHOOOOOOOO- THE COUNTERS ON FIRE!
WE ARE DUE A BUNCH OF RAIN
HERE IT COMES
IT'S FALLING THIS WAY
HEADING THAT WAY
FILLING THIS BACK UP- PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE CAMERA STICKING OUT OF THE SIDE OF MY HEAD.
I COULD NOT POST THE PICTURES OF MY BLACK SNAKE THAT I FINALLY FOUND AFTER THE ENTIRE SUMMER. I KNOW SOME ARE RELIEVED. IT SEEMS I HAVE USED UP MY FREE STORAGE SPACE ON PICASA. NOW I MUST GO TO:
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MY FRIEND FLICKA! (ANYONE REMEMBER THAT BOOK/MOVIE?)
MAYBE I'LL PAY FOR MORE STORAGE SPACE! BUT THAT'S CRAZY. I'LL JUST START DELETING PICS. I GUESS I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO RESIZE THEM SO I CAN POST THOUSANDS MORE FREE.
I DO ALL MY BANKING ON-LINE. EXCEPT FOR THIS PARTICULAR DEAL, THAT I HAVE TO GO SIGN A LOT OF PLACES FOR.
Yeah, you keep your black snake to yourself, buddy !
ReplyDeleteOh - ditto what Heff said!!!
ReplyDeleteI do hate banks. I do I do I do
And dentists.
I remember back when they gave free toasters, what is this world coming to?
ReplyDeleteYou could sign up for a free checking account at one of my banks and they'll give a set of barbecue tools in a nifty aluminum box. Bastards wouldn't give me one retroactively though.
ReplyDeleteSee guys-- those were the days when there was enough competition to keep every one in line. Now, GE owns, Sony who Owns, Target, Kohl's etc--well you get the picture--so NOW let's all cut every possible corner for M-ASS production and to hell with the pride of making a quality product! We can do Lead paint, and use child labor at 8 cents per Soccer Ball in Malaysia, etc. But it's not OUTSOURCING- It's FREE ENTERPRISE!!
ReplyDeleteJohn