OF RECALLS, & WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE REPAIR SHOP

THIS WAS THE E-MAIL TITLE: 

RECALLS

found to allow 33% of the President's voice and 38 % of Pelosi's voice past the filter! The picture had nothing to do with it- I just wanted to do some product placement, and feel like a studio executive, manipulating the masses! all 6 of us!

SO, THIS WAS IN MY IN-BOX THIS MORNING FROM AN FM RADIO STATION THAT I USED ...PAST TENSE. YES- THERE IS A RANT COMING! IT STARTED OUT PERFECTLY, AND IS STILL A GOOD STATION-  BUT I HAD TO STOP THE- ( do you mind if we e-mail you occasionally on special offers?.... BECAUSE AT FIRST I DIDN'T.  THE STATION WAS "FREE" AND THE LEAST I COULD DO WAS READ A LOCAL ADD WHILE MY FINGER WAS ALREADY ON IT'S WAY TO THE DELETE BUTTON, and the song was buffering FOR THOSE FEW SECONDS.........  

THEN I HAD IT HEADING DIRECTLY TO MY SPAM BOX , DUE TO THE SHEER NUMBERS THAT WERE SENT. IT IS AN EXCELLENT STATION - PLAYING 99% OF THE SONGS I LIKE TO HEAR. BUT WITHING MONTHS IT WENT MAINSTREAM   GREED TOOK OVER! AND IT'S COMMERCIALIZED BIG-TIME. WITHIN MONTHS

ANYWAY--BACK TO THE RANT

Massive Fisher price toy recall view the complete list and more now click here or go to 967stevefm.com keyword recall:

(NO NEED TO WASTE YOUR TIME ON FOLLOWING THE LINKS UNLESS YOU HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO KILL TODAY!

 Fisher Price Toy Recall :

 CUTTING CORNERS TO SAVE EVERY PENNY WE CAN TO INCREASE PROFIT MARGIN & DAMMIT, WE GOT CAUGHT ON THIS ONE!!

Please select a recall from the list below and follow the link to learn about that recall. Return to this page if you are interested in learning about additional recalls.  This list includes Mattel recalls announced since August 4, 1998, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.....and the list was phenomenal. 

1998!!!!!  THE KID IS WHATEVER AGE HE/SHE WAS THEN- PLUS 12 NOW!!!!!

THANK GOD FOR WATCHDOG GROUPS, WHO SOMEWHAT MONITOR WHAT WE OUTSOURCE OVERSEAS, AND IMPORT BACK IN TO SELL. OH, AND NEVER TAX THE EXPORT OF THE RAW MATERIALS TO SAID COUNTRIE(S), ONLY TAXING THE IMPORTED FINISHED PRODUCT-(US), AND THEN TAXING IT AGAIN -(US), AT THE REGISTER. (SMALL SHIPPING AND PROCESSING FEE CHARGED SEPARATELY.)

I WAS ALSO GOING TO TACKLE, DISPOSABLE ITEMS, VERSES REPAIR SHOPS- IN THIS AGE OF DISPOSABLE PRODUCTS. BUT THAT WILL HAVE TO WAIT. I HAVE A MOLAR THAT IS BEING RECALLED, DUE TO LACK OF FLUORIDE IN FLORIDA'S WATER SUPPLY FROM 1954-1962!!!!! IT'S HURTING LIKE HADES AND I'M GOING TO TAKE A PILL AND FIND BOOMERANG, OR THE CARTOON CHANNEL AND LAUGH MYSELF OUT OF PAIN!

BUTT SERIOUSLY FOLKS--WHY DON'T WE GET STUFF REPAIRED ANYMORE? I WAS TRULY THINKING ABOUT TAKING A PAIR OF OLD CHOOSE, TO A COBBLER (HE'S A PEACH) FRIEND OF MINE, FOR SOME SOUL WORK. TIME WOUNDS ALL HEELS YOU KNOW.

MAYBE IF I TAKE MY OWN INSTRUMENTS TO MY DENTIST........... NAH, THAT'S JUST THE PILL KICKING IN!

WAGON RECALLED- FAILED ROLLOVER TESTS! AND I FELL OFF IT!

BANKING, TOASTERS, AND RAIN

DOES ANYONE HATE DEALING WITH BANKS AS MUCH AS I DO?

I MUST SAY I USED TO HATE IT, BECAUSE I WAS PAYING $25.00 IN BOUNCED CHECK FEES ALL THROUGH COLLEGE. NOW, I'M SOMEWHAT BETTER OFF, AND I MUST SAY OUR NEW CREDIT UNION IS ALL ABOUT CUSTOMER SERVICE.

THE ONLY THING MISSING IS THE TOASTER!

I WANT A TOASTER!

I DESERVE A TOASTER FOR SIGNING MY NAME 227 TIMES. BUT AT THE NEW INTEREST RATES, AND THE OTHER FREEBIES THEY OFFER, I JUST DON'T DESPISE IT AS MUCH AS I USED TO.

I KNOW YOU WANTED TO KNOW THIS, AND I WANTED TO POST SOMETHING POSITIVE. I HAVE A TOOTHACHE AND HAVE TO GO TO THE DENTIST. I'D MUCH RATHER GO TO THE BANK. MAYBE THE DENTIST WILL GIVE ME A SMALL APPLIANCE.

I'M SURE IT WILL BE ONE THAT HE'LL SHOVE IN MY MOUTH, AND THEN I'LL HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE BANK, SIGN 227 MORE TIMES TO PAY HIM FOR THE FREE APPLIANCE I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN AT THE BANK!

BUT HE IS A COLLEGE BUDDY- AND HE DOES GREAT WORK, AND SEES ME NO MATTER WHEN! SO I CAN'T COMPLAIN. EXCEPT ABOUT THE PAIN.

I'M PRETTY LUCKY. I HAVE A GOOD BANK AND A GREAT DENTIST.

HOW'S THAT FOR A NON -PLUS POST!. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE NUMBERS ON THIS BABY!

WHOOOOOOOO- THE COUNTERS ON FIRE!

WE ARE DUE A BUNCH OF RAIN

HERE IT COMES

IT'S FALLING THIS WAY

HEADING THAT WAY

FILLING THIS BACK UP- PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE CAMERA STICKING OUT OF THE SIDE OF MY HEAD.

I COULD NOT POST THE PICTURES OF MY BLACK SNAKE THAT I FINALLY FOUND AFTER THE ENTIRE SUMMER. I KNOW SOME ARE RELIEVED. IT SEEMS I HAVE USED UP MY FREE STORAGE SPACE ON PICASA. NOW I MUST GO TO:

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MY FRIEND FLICKA! (ANYONE REMEMBER THAT BOOK/MOVIE?)

MAYBE I'LL PAY FOR MORE STORAGE SPACE! BUT THAT'S CRAZY. I'LL JUST START DELETING PICS. I GUESS I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO RESIZE THEM SO I CAN POST THOUSANDS MORE FREE. 

I DO ALL MY BANKING ON-LINE. EXCEPT FOR THIS PARTICULAR DEAL, THAT I HAVE TO GO SIGN A LOT OF PLACES FOR.

LET THEM BUILD THE MOSQUE TO SHOW OUR TOLERANCE

LET THEM BUILD/

THEN TEST THEIR TOLERANCE

I would like to say that I hold no HATE in my heart towards any one group, as much as that is humanly possible. I do not understand the hate that drove the 9-11 attacks, and continues to take the lives of our soldiers, and innocent civilians to this day.

I am appalled at all my friends who are so opposed to the mosque near ground
zero. To show our tolerance, we should let them build.
 

Then, right across the street, someone should put a topless bar, called 

"You Mecca Me Hot".

OR  

COME- SHIRK A- BERKA!!

Next to that should be a gay bar, "The Turban Cowboy". 

And next door to the
mosque should be a pork-rib restaurant, maybe:

"Iraq o' Ribs"? 

 

That would allow the Muslims to show their tolerance. Problem solved.

NEW BLOG COMING SOON!!!!

NOT HERE....BUT I'M SURE SOMEONE WILL PUT UP A NEW ONE. RIGHT NOW I'M WRANGLING WITH SOME CHANGES--BUT FOR THE TIME BEING, I THINK I'LL KEEP IT  ROUGHLY THE SAME!!!

 WAITING PATIENTLY FOR PICTURE BELOW!

HAKKUNA MATTATA.... CIRCLE OF LIFE AND ALL THAT JAZZ.

WISDOM PERSONIFIED! I WOULD LOVE TO TALK WITH HER!

CLASS & TALENT PERSONIFIED! (thanks Pat)

NO TAXES- LOT OF TALENT- CLASS ACT & HEMP.

PAYS TAXES, DUE TO MIDDLE-CLASS, TWO PAIR O' GLASSES!

NO TALENTS WHATSOEVER

BUT A DAMN FINE FELLOW!

CONDOR MINI- IUMS! 

RARE PICTURE OF DRUNKEN GRAVITY.

STILL- MY MOST FAVORITE BUTTON OF ALL TIME!

AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT AUGUST 2010.


This August has 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays, 5 Tuesdays, all in one month. It happens once in 823 years. Plus it holds my Birthday!

 FREE INTERNET SPEED TEST:

TEST YOUR ISP RESULTS: ARE YOU GETTING WHAT YOU ARE PAYING FOR? (CLICK HERE)

DOWNLOAD AND UPLOAD SPEEDS, AND SOME OTHER BROADBAND RESULTS THAT ARE NEAT--AND ALL FREE!

I FEEL LIKE THIS TODAY. SNAKE WHISPERER, TEQUILA, AND DOO-DOO!

THE EASTERN WATER SNAKE- or 

LINDSEY-LOHANIS NONREHABILITATUS.

 I FEEL LIKE PIC BELOW!

 TODAY!






UNTIL


I SAW THESE...

AND FELT AWESOME!!!

Thanks to Heff for researching ALL THINGS SCAT, and actually finding a Scientific Article on the subject of  "White Dog Dookie".  

Yes, people actually wrote in and asked Scientists about it! 

CLICK HERE FOR PROOF AND AN HILARIOUS DISCUSSION
THIS WEEK, ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL : http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=182.0

SEE YOU AFTER FOOTBALL SATURDAY!

HEY--SOMEONE'S GOT TO WATCH IT!

HEFF'S AUBURN VS. JOHN'S S. CAR, ON ESPN, SAT AT 7:45. OUGHT TO BE A DECENT GAME!!!

 PICASSO'S BUTTERFLY!!!!!!

The "WDD"- White Dog Dookie was born many posts ago--CLICK HERE FOR PICS AND DISCUSSION IN A PREVIOUS POST!

JUST LAUGH---THAT'S ALL--JUST LAUGH!

JUST LAUGH---THAT'S ALL--JUST LAUGH!

The Philosophy of Ambiguity

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE  IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:

Please enjoy the following collection, with compliments to all who originated them :


1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.

2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.

3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?

5. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

6. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

7. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

8. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

9. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

10. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

11. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"

12. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

13. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

14. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

15. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?

16. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

17. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

18. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

19. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?

20. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?

21. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

22. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

23. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?

24. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?

25. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

26. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

27. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

28. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

29. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?

30. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?

31. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?

32. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

33.  IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DO THEY BECOME DISORIENTED?

34. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD ?

35. WHY DO THEY CALL THE APARTMENTS IF THEY ARE ALL STUCK TOGETHER? 

36. WHY DO SHIPMENTS GO BY CAR, AND CARGO, BY SHIPS? 

37. WHY DO YOU DRIVE ON THE PARKWAY, AND PARK IN THE DRIVEWAY?

37. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THESE?-- 

"BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME, YOU WANT TO HUG ME, YOU RALLY LIIIKE ME!!!"  (IN SANDRA BULLOCK'S VOICE- AS GRACIELOU FREEBUSH!- MS. CONCEN, CONGEALED, CUNILI,  LIKABLE PERSON.)

JMc 

SLY D. FOX KNEW HIS FAMILY WOULD EAT WELL- NOW THAT HE HAD MASTERED THE FIRE STICK!



POLITICALLY AND SOCIALLY INCORRECT!

FIREMAN'S REVENGE

You gotta love the Fireman for making this decision...!

Firemen's Revenge  

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is one of the best photos I've seen in years!  
I bet the driver won't think he is above the law next time...  
I've got one thing to say to the Firefighter who did this...
that's the attitude I want if my house is on fire!!

 

 

 

FULL MOON LAST NIGHT 

ACTUAL PIC OF MOON BUTTERFLY LIGHTING (ar ar) ON LIMB!

MY HEART IN THE MOON!

THE GOLDEN ARCHES ON THE MOON OR MY INITIAL!

MOONLIGHT SNAKE!

HOW TO TELL IF HEFF'S BEEN AT YOUR HOUSE! AHHHHHHHH!

YOUR TREE RAT IS NUTZ!!!!

SC Football Player Takes Own Life

Being a former player- albeit in in 1972- we lost one of our own to an apparent suicide last night. We even shared the same number- 11. his name was Kenny McKinley, and is SC's all time leading receiver, who played from 05-08, and was 23 years young. Coach Spurrier was quoted as saying Kinney was one of his all time favorite players!

He was drafted in the 5th round in '09 by the Denver Broncos, and was on injured reserve due to a knee injury. He played 11 or so plays as hie Rookie seasons which speaks to his talent. He was a natural, as well as devoted Father. His smile would lite up a room: is the most often heard quote about this young man. Which just goes to show we NEVER know what is going on under potential Happy Masks!!

LINK TO STORY

http://www.wistv.com/global/category.asp?c=195964&autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=5128687&flvUri=&partnerclipid

GOD BLESS YOU KENNY. OUR PRAYERS GO OUT TO YOU IMMEDIATE FAMILY, PLAYERS, FRIENDS, AND THE GAMECOCK NATION!

John McElveen  SC- 1972-76

POLITICAL FRIDAY--VENTING FOR THE WEEKEND!

Even our international neighbors seem to have a sense of humor and insight into our plight!

WELL- I DIDN'T SEND IT BUT I POSTED IT! AND THERE ARE MANY OTHER FACTORS THAT NEED TO BE CONSIDERED WHEN YOU SLAP UP A GENERALIZED POST LIKE THIS......... BUT IT DOES HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE POLARIZED THAT HAVE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT HOW IMPORTANT OUR VOTE IS IN AMERICA!!!!!!!

I THINK ALL WE ARE ASKING IS THAT THE LAW BE APPLIED EQUALLY. I DO UNDERSTAND SOMEONE WANTING A BETTER LIFESTYLE FOR THEIR FAMILY, AND I APPRECIATE THE EXPENSE AND SACRIFICE IT TAKES TO TRY TO MAKE IT TO THE US. BUT WHEN OUR OWN CITIZENS ARE DENIED SOME OF THE MOST BASIC OF AMENITIES  IN OUR OWN COUNTRY--LIKE HOUSING, PRESCRIPTIONS, ELECTRICITY, SCHOOL LOANS, WORK!!!....SOMETHINGS BROKEN!

AND FINALLY AFTER HAVING SERVED IN MEDICINE FOR ALMOST 30 YEARS, I HAVE TO COMMENT ON THE AMAZING NEW BRA. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WOMEN WILL BE HELPED BY THIS INGENIOUS PRODUCT!

New  Bra

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University , has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, or bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

 

At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

 HE'S BAAAAAAACK

AND SO IS HEEEEEE!

 SHADOW-MAN HOLDING UP HEAVY POLE!

SHADOW-MAN BALANCING HEAVY POLE!

SHADOW-MAN IS GONE!!!!

BOTTLED WATER SHADOW-MAN LEFT!!!!!

JMc