Fall Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Thursday September 30, 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. *
*- UNKNOWN AUTHOR- RECEIVED VIA E-MAIL 10/14/09
YES, I AM READY FOR ANY AND ALL FALLOUT FROM MY FEMALE FRIENDS WHO MAY READ THIS! YES, I DESERVE IT, BUT DADGUMMIT, TO QUOTE LARRY THE CABLE GUY:
"I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, THAT'S FUNNY RIGHT THERE!"
J
Ha! How 'bout "Kick Your Leetle Fren's Culito in 1 Easy Step??"
ReplyDeleteAy, Juan, you're stirring up trouble...as usual. ;)
1. It's my husband who can't set the thermostat properly thank you (He also doesn't know how to work the remote control for the TV - guess how much I enjoy being woken up to change the channel for him?
ReplyDelete2. I am fortunate - in nearly 30 years, the toilet seat has been left up maybe 2 or 3 times. No complaints here.
3. I hate Walmart. I venture in when I have to maybe twice a year, if.
4. This class is outdated as purses are generally considered (hand) bags now. Many of them do double duty as beach bags and carry-on luggage. Nowadays, most luggage has wheels. When handbags need wheels, I'm having a sex change.
5.Just shut up about the curling iron ok?
6. Women aren't the only ones guilty of this but we only do it during stupid programs.
7. No
8. They do NOT have medicine for PMS - only for cramps
9. This one would be in the Guinness book of Records
10. I parallel park perfectly thank you very much. My brother taught me how.
11. The brakes need to be calibrated if this is happening
12. I hate shopping - even more if there are other people. My husband begs me to go with him. ugh
Scarlet- such language. And from a lady!
ReplyDeleteBut I'm safe and sound in SC!!
Na ne nah ne boo boo!
Stick your head in Doo Doo!
Jeannie
OMG- Pee'd myself! If you don't start issuing Beverage alerts- we'll, I'll do something!
Great ones Jeannie!
Have a great week!
J
Scarlet- such language. And from a lady!
ReplyDeleteBut I'm safe and sound in SC!!
Na ne nah ne boo boo!
Stick your head in Doo Doo!
Jeannie
OMG- Pee'd myself! If you don't start issuing Beverage alerts- we'll, I'll do something!
Great ones Jeannie!
Have a great week!
J