Pastor's Business Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it
seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated
knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the
back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card
had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis ' 3:10".
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of
laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock..'
Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I
was naked.'
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?
They still are! Pass it on
'A cheerful heart is good medicine' (Prov. 17:22)
yup - that's a good one
ReplyDeleteLOL - You always leave me with a cheerful heart. :)
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Heard that joke years ago, but had forgotten it!
ReplyDeleteBD- Some are timeless- this was , what- about 3rd grade LOL!
ReplyDeleteJ
john, I liked that one.
ReplyDeletemy favorite joke is the one about the new preacher in town, that looked like Conway Twitty. ever heard that one?
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Bess says hi
Bob,
ReplyDeleteI don't remember the one about Conway??? Please enlighten--:-)
Hi back to Bess!
J
i always liked that one
ReplyDeleteHi ya Poopsie- How's it hanging? LOL.
ReplyDeleteJ
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