YES, ONCE AGAIN IN A NEVER CEASING EFFORT TO HELP MY FELLOW MAN/WOMAN KIND I HAVE TAKEN IT UPON MYSELF TO BE RESPONSIBLE, AND STEP UP TO THE PLATE (OR TROUGH), AS YOU (S)WILL-(sorry u just can't help it- you know what I mean)!
TO ONCE AND FOR ALL PUT TO REST WHETHER YOU SHOULD GO TO WORK, SHOULDN'T GO, TAKE THE KIDS, LEAVE THE KIDS ET AL:
I HAVE COME UP WITH A SIMPLE YET FOOLPROOF WAY TO DETERMINE; IF YOU SHOULD OR SHOULDN'T, WHY YOU SHOULD OR SHOULDN'T, & WHETHER YOU SHOULD OR SHOULDN'T HAVE IN THE FIRST PLACE! WAIT- THIS IS YOUR MORAL DECISION AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ANYWAY-- OHHH OHHH, SWINE FLU......THAT'S IT!
AND STOP CALLING ME SHIRLEY:
I WILL NOW, HAVING A CLEAR CONSCIENCE, RETURN TO LISTEING TO BOSTON (WIDE OPEN)- MORE THAN A FEELING if you must know....AS I SHOULD BEFORE I TOOK SOMETHING UPON MYSELF--OH YES:
(BECAUSE IT'S THE NEXT SONG PLAYING)
AHEM......
IF YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND YOU EVEN SLIGHTLY RESEMBLE THIS PICTURE.................
IF YOU DO NOT REMEMBER BRINGING THIS PERSON HOME: SWITCH ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE GET THE WORD OUT TO AS MANY AS YOU CAN-----WE OWE TO OUR FELLOW MAN!I HAVE COME UP WITH A SIMPLE YET FOOLPROOF WAY TO DETERMINE; IF YOU SHOULD OR SHOULDN'T, WHY YOU SHOULD OR SHOULDN'T, & WHETHER YOU SHOULD OR SHOULDN'T HAVE IN THE FIRST PLACE! WAIT- THIS IS YOUR MORAL DECISION AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ANYWAY-- OHHH OHHH, SWINE FLU......THAT'S IT!
AND STOP CALLING ME SHIRLEY:
I WILL NOW, HAVING A CLEAR CONSCIENCE, RETURN TO LISTEING TO BOSTON (WIDE OPEN)- MORE THAN A FEELING if you must know....AS I SHOULD BEFORE I TOOK SOMETHING UPON MYSELF--OH YES:
(BECAUSE IT'S THE NEXT SONG PLAYING)
AHEM......
IF YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND YOU EVEN SLIGHTLY RESEMBLE THIS PICTURE.................
STAY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!
Does the swine flu really exist? Because I don't know anyone or know anyone who knows anyone who has had it. So I'm wondering if this is just another conspiracy to make us afraid of the bogey man.
ReplyDeleteJeannie!!!!!!!!! Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
ReplyDeleteDad gum it........
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That photo is terribly disturbing! Eww.
ReplyDelete"Stop calling me Shirley!" I love that movie...especially when they start talking jive 'cause you know my mom knows jive, right? (Long story...I'll blog about it someday!)
Seriously, what happened to the swine flu? All of a sudden, no one has it anymore??
The Swine Flu had to MOOOOOO've over for some new scare reports on Mad Cow Disease the Government will release later this week.
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