Despite warnings from Spencer- the Alpha Cat, on how to keep your eyes on "low beam":
Gregory did not heed the warning, and ended up as an entree at Mr. Wok's Sushi Bar and Olympic Emporium as "Cat on a stick" AKA, # 14, "Broccri Lo Mein"I CAME UP WITH THIS JOKE ( not the one above- the one following) AT THE NURSES STATION THE OTHER NIGHT RIGHT AFTER THE OLYMPICS- NOW THAT IT'S WEEKS PAST, IT WILL HAVE LOST ANY HUMOR THAT IT POSSIBLY HAD. WHICH, JUDGING BY THE IMMEDIATE HURLING OF ALL STAFF MEMBERS, WAS NOT ANY AT ALL:
3 DAYS AFTER THE OLYMPICS IN CHINA:
ME: "YOU KNOW, THE OLYMPICS JUST ENDED, BUT I'M ALREADY HUNGRY, FOR SOME MORE!
............Chinese....food.......30 mins later......still hung......
OK....THINK I'LL GO POKE MYSELF IN THE EYE WITH A STICK. BET YOU WOULD LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF AT THAT. HA HA, OHH .... LOOK AT JOHN, WITH THAT POINTY STICK, STICKING OUT OF HIS EYE.....OHHHHHHH HE'S A HOOT! YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT HE'LL DO NEXT! we'll have to watch, and wait and see! Boy that was cornea, but he is an apt pupil! 30 lashes, keep a lid on it, fav Band, BLINK 132, Fav TV personality-Wink Martindale.
JOHN, PUT DOWN THE HEDGE CLIPPERS....JOHN....
OK, THE PROZAC SHOULD KICK IN ANY MINUTE.
J.
Juan, you are so funny this morning! ;) You go so well with my milk and coffee.
ReplyDeleteI really liked the cat on a stick photo. :)
Thank you- just dunk me in the coffee- so I'll wake up too!
ReplyDeleteWave bye to Hanna as she passes by you and heads our way. Watch out for that "I" biyatch- hurricane that went from a tropical storm to a Category 4 in less than 11 hours, or so. I think it's the fastest development in History and is heading your way! Be careful.
J
Always funny John. :)
ReplyDeleteI have a funny McCain/Palin YouTube up. :)
J, it's a Category 3 now, and on the National Hurricane Center's website it looks like the eye's heading right for us. I hope it's not another Andrew by the time it makes landfall.
ReplyDeleteLooks like I might get to white water raft in Miami after all. :)