BEING THE CONSCIENTIOUS MODEST PERSON THAT I AM, I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE A LITTLE MORE ABOUT MYSELF:
I AM A TRUE FLORIDIAN (A RARE BREED) AND HAVE ENCLOSED IN THE FIRST PICTURE : MY HOME TOWN LOCATION OF PLANT CITY, FLA.
WE ARE HOWEVER THINKING ABOUT RELOCATING, BEFORE WE ARE RELOCATED!
I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE: THIS CHIT IS FUNNY RIGHT HERE!
I ALSO WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF ANYONE KNOWS WHERE I CAN ORDER A GROSS OF THESE? THEY WOULD WORK WELL IN NUMEROUS SITUATIONS:
1. ANY POLITICAL SPEECH
2. ANY POWERPOINT PRESENTATION
3. TERRELL OWENS' PRESS CONFERENCES
4. ANY SPEECH LIMITING GUN CONTROL
5. ANY WORDS SPOKEN BY A WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND- :"UNLESS" FOLLOWED BY SUCH WORDS AS: " AND , IT INVOLVES, PICKLES, F-ME PUMPS (OR A HANGING BASKET), AND A LEATHER WHIP!
love that last poster!
ReplyDeleteI don't think Florida really wants to locate quite that far north. All the Canadians might as well go home then.
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