Saturday, June 6, 2009

SWINE FLU ALERT

YES, ONCE AGAIN IN A NEVER CEASING EFFORT TO HELP MY FELLOW MAN/WOMAN KIND I HAVE TAKEN IT UPON MYSELF TO BE RESPONSIBLE, AND STEP UP TO THE PLATE (OR TROUGH), AS YOU (S)WILL-(sorry u just can't help it- you know what I mean)!

TO ONCE AND FOR ALL PUT TO REST WHETHER YOU SHOULD GO TO WORK, SHOULDN'T GO, TAKE THE KIDS, LEAVE THE KIDS ET AL:

I HAVE COME UP WITH A SIMPLE YET FOOLPROOF WAY TO DETERMINE; IF YOU SHOULD OR SHOULDN'T, WHY YOU SHOULD OR SHOULDN'T, & WHETHER YOU SHOULD OR SHOULDN'T HAVE IN THE FIRST PLACE! WAIT- THIS IS YOUR MORAL DECISION AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ANYWAY-- OHHH OHHH, SWINE FLU......THAT'S IT!

AND STOP CALLING ME SHIRLEY:

I WILL NOW, HAVING A CLEAR CONSCIENCE, RETURN TO LISTEING TO BOSTON (WIDE OPEN)- MORE THAN A FEELING if you must know....AS I SHOULD BEFORE I TOOK SOMETHING UPON MYSELF--OH YES:
(BECAUSE IT'S THE NEXT SONG PLAYING)
AHEM......



IF YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND YOU EVEN SLIGHTLY RESEMBLE THIS PICTURE.................

STAY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!











IF YOU DO NOT REMEMBER BRINGING THIS PERSON HOME: SWITCH ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE GET THE WORD OUT TO AS MANY AS YOU CAN-----WE OWE TO OUR FELLOW MAN!