Wednesday, April 29, 2009

ACCOUNTABILITY

I'M NOT SURE HOW MUCH IS TRUE: BUT THE URINE TEST- AN THE IDEALS; I DO AGREE WITH: BLUE IS THE E-MAIL I RECEIVED,


JOHN


Urine Test -- This guy has a point!
This was written by a construction worker in Fort McMurray

Read on . . .

I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes, and the government
distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to earn that pay check, I work on a rig site for a Fort McMurray construction project.

At any time I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem. HOWEVER, what I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.

Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

Understand - I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sit on their ass, drink beer and smoke dope. Could you imagine how much money this country would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?


THE FOLLOWING IS MINE.

INTERESTING THOUGHT HUH? THE REST = MY THOUGHTS.

NOTE: I AM IN NO WAY PREDJUDICED, (WELL, AS MUCH AS A PERSON "CAN'T" BE, HONESTLY BE, IN LIFE & MEDICINE). YOU HAVE INHERENT PREDJUDICES YOU'D BE LYING IF YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE- BUT I HONESTLY BELIEVE IN HELPING ANYONE....WHO NEEDS IT, AND NOT EVEN NECESSARILY DESERVES IT..............ANYONE EXCEPT THOSE WHO GET UP IN YOUR FACE & WHO SAY

IT'S THE """""YOU OWE ME """"""""""HEAD BOBBING****** GROUP OF ANY COLOR OR ETHNIC GROUP WHO SAY:

BUT IT'S FREE!!!!!!


BUT IT'S FREE! IF I HEAR THAT ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE IN THE EYE WITH A FORK!

THESE PEOPLE PRESENT TO THE URGENT SCARE- FOR A MEDICAL EMERGENCY MIND YOU, THIS INCLUDED THE ONES WITH THE BELLY PAINS THAT WE MAY NEED TO BE NPO

(NOTHING BY MOUTH) TO DO A CT OF THE ABDOMEN/PELVIS OR AN ULTRASOUND ETC.

& THEY ORDER WHAT THEY WANT---AND WE GIVE HONEY GRAHAMS, SALTINES AND PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NOW OUR CLIENT REPS--GET THIS----- STAND THE ENTIRE SHIFT

WAITING ON "CLIENTS" TO COME IN.

THEY TOOK THEIR CHAIRS AWAY---NO, I'M NOT KIDDING---

REGISTRATION, OUT FRONT--THEY TOOK THEIR CHAIRS AWAY- THEY GREET SICK PATIENTS STANDING AND SIGN THEIR NAMES IN, OFFER THEM A BLANKET AND A DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M SORRY BUT- GET THEIR NAMES, ADDRESS, INSURANCE INFO- SEE IF THEY ARE HOLDING ONE EYE, STANDING ON BOTH LEGS, AREN'T DRAGGING A BABY BY THE UMBILICAL CORD.............. AND THELL THEM TO SIT THEIR ASSES DOWN AND WE'LL BE WITH THEM AS SOON AS HUMANLY OR HUMANELY POSSIBLE.........AND WE WILL!!!!!!!

ASK THEM TO SIT DOWN FOR REGISTRATION AND TRIAGE-EXCUSE ME: ASSESSMENT! WE CAN'T CALL IT TRIAGE ANYMORE, BUT THAT'S FOR ANOTHER DAY:

THEN THE IT'S FREE VISIT MAY GO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.............................

PATIENT: "UMMMMM: "YES, I WOULD LIKE A PREGNANCY TEST, AND WOULD YOU PLEASE MAKE SURE IT'S A QUALITATIVE, UMMM HMMMM, AND I'LL HAVE THE 'QUANT' (HOW FAR ALONG I IS) ON THE SIDE, (AFTER ALL HONEY, IT'S FREE!) SO I CAN TAKE IT TO MEDICAID PEEPLES IN THE THE MORNING.....CHADRON, FORMICA, CHONCHITA, MONETTA-SYPHILLIS-------SET YOU ASS DOWN OR THIS NICE MAN WON'T BRING YO ANOTHER SPRITE AN SOME STICKERS! WILL YOU HONEY?".......

'AND COULD YOU GET MOMMA ANOTHER BLANKET- AFTER ALL- IT'S FREE!!!!!!!!!!"

ANNOUNCED TO THE ROOOM AT LARGE..............AND JUST AS I'M ABOUT TO SLAM THE...CLOSE THE CURTAIN

"AND PLEASE PUT THE TV ON JUDGE TANQEERAY- UMMMMM HMMM IT ON CHANNEL 7- THANK YA BABY".............I DUNNO WHO DA BABY DADDY.....BIT I HEARD................................." TRAILING OFF......UMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMMM......................"

LATER THAT SAME VISIT:

& WOULD YOU MIND WRITING THAT PRESCRIPTION FO'------- CHILDRENS' TYLENOL ON A "SCRIPTION" BLANK, ( I NOWS IT OVER DA COUNTER (HEAD BOBBIN TIME)................CAUSE IF'N YOU DO- THE PHARMACY WILL FILL IT FO' FREE. IF NOT WE WE WE WE WE WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR IT!

IF IT'S ON THE BLANK- GUESS WHAT? WE WE WE WE WE WE PAID FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO WE WE WE EVER EVEN GET A THANK YOU? I KNOW- SILLY OF ME TO ASK..MY BAD.


I believe that a test should be taken prior to conception, and if you don't make a minimum grade on it, SORRY------it's "DEPO" back in the drinking water for you! Depoprovera is the injectable 4 month long acting Birth Control method some people choose.......and the Government could choose......wait- that's just a conspiracy theory, that wouldn't ever really happen would it?


Now I"M NOT SAY'N........I'M JUST SAYIN>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


either way:



GO PEE IN A CUP