Wednesday, September 17, 2008

A teacher is explaining biology
to her 4th grade students.
"Human Beings are the only animals
that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand.

"I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious
some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began,
"I was in the back yard with my kitty
and the Rottweiler that lives next door
got a running start and before we knew it,
he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary,"
said the teacher.

"It sure was," said the little girl.

My kitty raised his back,


went Sssss, Sssss, Sssss"



and before he could say "Shit,"



the Rottweiler ate him!