Tuesday, September 16, 2008

ELECTION PARTICIPATION!

Subject: Voting Support

Please read this and simply comply.

It is for a great cause. You can help.



The election is right around the corner and we will decide the President of the United States . The person elected will be the President of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans. To show our solidarity as Americans, let's all get together and support the candidate of our choice. It's time that we come together, Democrats and Republicans alike.

If you support the policies and character of John McCain, drive with your headlights on during the day.

If you support this Obama character, drive with your headlights off at night.

Thank you for your participation.

- a Concerned Citizen


In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.


For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.


The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were,Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.


Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.


Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection
of what to do with them.