HAPPY FATHERS DAY DADDY- I MISS YOU!

HAPPY FATHERS DAY DADDY- I MISS YOU!

THANKS DAD FOR TEACHING ME THE ESSENTIALS OF LIFE!

I MISS AND LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

THESE FISH ARE FOR YOU!

ONE OF HIS FAVORITE MEALS- SPECKLED PERCH (CRAPPIE), GRITS, HUSH PUPPIES AND RED EYE GRAVY!

HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO ALL OF YOU DAD'S OUT THERE!

LOVE TO YOU ALL

JMc

SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY 2

SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY 2

CLICK FOR LINK TO SEE SOME PHENOMENAL PHOTOS FROM OTHERS!

PLANTS AND LEAVES

SUPER HOT BRIGHT SUN HERE TODAY- SHADOWS ABOUND!

LOVE TO YOU ALL

JMc

PUNS, JOKES, GROANERS OF ALL KINDS

PUNS, JOKES, GROANERS OF ALL KINDS!

A COLLECTION OF SOME OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE 

TACKY JOKES!

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd
never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on m

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she
couldn't control her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen.
Police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a rip off!

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Earthquake in Washington , D.C. its obviously the government's fault .

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too .

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN!

A great weekend to all and happy father's day 

JMc

WHEN IT RAINS

WHEN IT RAINS

LIFE ISN'T ABOUT WAITING FOR THE STORM TO PASS...IT'S LEARNING HOW TO DANCE IN THE RAIN! UNKNOWN

RIGHT NOW--I'M SINGING & DANCING IN THE RAIN!!

 WILL POST AS IT FLOWS........................

DRY AS A PINE NEEDLE SHADOW!

USED TO BE COVERED WITH 2 FEET OF WATER.

 DRY

WE NEED A MIRACLE TO GET OUT OF A 9 INCH RAIN DEFICIT. WE WERE HEADING FOR SEVERE DROUGHT CONDITIONS AND WATER RATIONING.
THE WATER AT TIMES HAS BEEN OVER THE GREEN GRASS!

ENTER TROPICAL STORM BERYL WHICH FORMED VERY EARLY LITERALLY IN SC...WE MADE UP OUR DEFICIT WITH NO DAMAGE OR FLOODING FROM THIS ONE STORM!

CLOUDS ARE FILLING UP WITH WATER!

GREEN AND GROWING

 

THIS IS THE WAY I LIKE TO SEE THE POND...NOT THE UPPER PICTURE

I LOVE THE CYCLE OF LIFE....AND IF WE JUST WAIT IT OUT, KEEP THE FAITH, AND KEEP ON KEEPING ON.....TIMES OF DROUGHT, STRIFE, ENMITY, FINANCIAL PROBLEMS, FAMILY PROBLEMS...WILL ULTIMATELY CORRECT THEMSELVES.

ALLOWING GREENER TIMES TO RETURN. IT'S SOMETIMES HARD TO SEE DURING THE RAIN, AND IT'S ESPECIALLY HARD TO SEE THAT THE RAIN (PERCEIVED PROBLEMS) WAS ACTUALLY NECESSARY TO FORM THE BLESSING WAITED ON!

LOVE YOU ALL....AND I'LL BE AROUND...JUST TAKING A SMALL BREAK AND ENJOYING LIFE. HAVE BEEN BACK TO NC AND FIXING TO HEAD TO FLORIDA!

JMc

SATURDAY- IN THE PARK....

SATURDAY- IN THE PARK....

YEP--BASEBALL PARK THAT IS...WITH THE TEMPS IN THE NINETY'S THIS BOY WILL BE INSIDE WATCHING THE ROAD TO THE CWS!!  I HAVE TO SEE IF MY GAMECOCKS WIN OUR SUPER REGIONAL AGAINST OKLAHOMA- THIS WEEKEND.

I MAY GO TO WALMART- TO LAUGH A LITTLE AND THEN PICK UP SOME TAKEOUT.

SNEAKING SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY IN AS EARLY AS I CAN SO I DON'T MISS IT THIS WEEKEND

CLICK TO GO BY!

 

PLEASE REMEMBER- IF YOU CAN'T SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT SOMEONE:

YOU CAN ALWAYS  POST IT ON FB!

LOVE YOU ALL!

JMc

Universal ramifications of having laughed in an inappropriate situation

Universal ramifications of having laughed in inappropriate situations:

AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

BUT FIRST, FROM THE FRIENDS OF IRONY POST, THAT CLOUDIA POSTED:

THE PICS ARE FROM THE FRIENDS OF IRONY WEBSITE....NOT MY PICS.

IT'S DEFINITELY WHAT'S ON THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS!

MARKETING IRONY!!!!!- IN A CHURCH NO LESS!

YOU JUST HAVE TO LOVE THIS ONE!

LOVE TO ALL

JMc

YEAST INFECTIONS

YEAST INFECTIONS

NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION:

LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY!

THE BUDS OF  YEAST INFECTIONS ARE KNOW AS HYPHAE..... AND THIS IS NOT A PICTURE OF THEM.

THIS CAME FROM A BISCUIT AT BOJANGLES!

LOVE YOU ALL!

JMc

BLUE MONDAY

BLUE MONDAY

Click to join in!

YOU KNOW IT'S BEST TO LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE.

THAT WAY ONCE YOU LEARN THE TRUTH YOU CAN BLACKMAIL THEM WITH IT!!!!!!!!

AND YOU ALSO CAN'T VACUUM IN THAT CORNER WHERE SHE ALWAYS LAYS, LIES..IS LAYING.

LOVE YOU ALL !

I'M STILL ON PERMANENT VACATION AS OF RIGHT NOW!!!!

JMc

SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY 2- ON SATURDAY

SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY 2-ON SATURDAY

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WELCOME BACK HEY HARRIET'S----TRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S PURRING.....WELL IT IS A

CAT TER PILLAR----- LOL!

It is so hard to catch the elusive Aluminum Straw Lizard...they are almost never seen in the wild!

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND

LOVE TO YOU ALL!

JMc

THE - "YOU ARE GETTING GYPED POST!"

THE : "YOU ARE GETTING GYPPED POST!"

This is just not fair to you guys. I have another idyllic long weekend to myself. From Thursday, "NOW"---- until Monday Afternoon, to do whatever I please. This is two weekends in a row now !!!

I am only limited by my "Desire to do something vs. Desire to do nothing!"

1st Random Pic

OK--NO MORE SNAKES--THOSE ARE OUT OF THE WAY--I PROMISE!

I will not go to grocery store Hungry! I will not stay on the Snack,Cookie,Pizza,Ice,CreamAilse for more than 20 mins!

Oh, YES! and would you BELIEVE IT!!!!!!

There's SPORTS--(alleluia in background), on TV!

Why Jetski's HAVE an attached safety kill ring!!!!   YOU'RE WELCOME.

I MAY SIT DOWN IN THIS VERY DIRTY, MOLDY CHAIR!

It is an awesome yard to Bird Watch, or just "set out!in ".

Not to mention all the Testosterone Channels on DirecTv:   SPIKE-  FUEL- BRAVO!!!

You ladies notice that these are 1 SYLLABLE CHANNELS???  NUFF SAID! What? The last channel has 2 sylabi in it?  Damn! Then there is Nat Geo, Food Network, MILITARY CHANNEL, AND ENDLESS OTHER CRAP TO ENTERTAIN US MINDLESSLY FOR HOURS ON END!   

and End Rant in 3, 2, 1,  

Breathe.......

BROMINE!


why? because,
I want to see if it will catch on like "NAMASTE"!!

THE SHAMROCK'S BACK BETTER THAN EVER JEANNIE!

ANYWAY-

"I'M OFF TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!"(sing it)

I WASN'T SURE WHAT THIS WAS, BUT I KNEW IT HAD

SOMETHING

INSIDE IT.

NOW YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT I CAN'T LET THIS GO-  

RIGHT???

SPIDER EGGS, AND FROM WHERE I RETRIEVED THIS FROM, MOST LIKELY A BLACK WIDOW.

LISTEN:  C'MERE:  CLOSER:

THEY WILL NOT HATCH!

Now, if you ear is where it's supposed to be--near the screen and close to the Blue lettering,
and you are Rt faced--like 98% of us-

You will be kissing my Catfish!!! Ha Ha--Made ya do it!  OK- so maybe not...let's go:

So right before I leave to relax, AGAIN, I want to show another of my Past RELAXCAPADES!

The Infamous Catfish Pose of 2011!!!

1. What would you do with too much time - (clap clap) on your hands?

(How many got the Rock and Roll Connection?)

2. How would you spend it?

3. I wonder if we are making do, correctly, with the times and time we have been given.

4. If you get to SPEND TIME doing something:

WHAT IS TIME'S CURRENCY?

This is the Spider.

It's NOT a SNAKE!

So did you actually look to see if the ear placement would indeed make you kiss the Catfish?

If YOU DID!!!  THEN YOU CAN COME OVER AND PLAY!!!

LOVE ya,

JMc