COWBOY UP!
Old Team Roper in a pharmacy
ABOVE PIC NOT MINE: UNKNOWN SOURCE
Cowboy: "Give me three packets of condoms, please."
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Cowboy: "Nah. She ain't that ugly."
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Cowboy: "Nah. She ain't that ugly."
I promise I'm still around. Tons of changes in real life have me a little busy: but all is exceptional!
The above Cowboy is Virgil "Viagra" Johnson. He tried Bull Riding but kept getting poked in the eye!
After 14 years he finally saw his Dr. Old Doc Reynolds' asked him why it took him so long to come in, and the Old Cowboy said in his slow Texas drawl........
I HEERD IT WAS AN EREECTION YEAR, SO I COME ON IN.
DO YOU SEE A PARTY REPRESENTED IN THE ABOVE PICTURES? THIS IS KUDZU, NC STYLE- TAKING OVER AND SWALLOWING EVERYTHING AROUND IT. I THOUGHT THESE SHAPES WERE REALLY CLOSE TO THE REAL THING!
LOVE TO ALL!
JMc
Sounds like you have a lot of good things going on your life then. Cool. I won't comment on the jokes! :D
ReplyDeleteYou sound pretty happy! Do we get let in on the secret?
ReplyDeleteJoe- I agree- I'll stick to my day job--whatever that is--LOL!
ReplyDeleteGood to chat with ya Buddy!
J
Jeannie: Possibly. I may e-mail ya.
J
I haven't been here in awhile but it's good to get my smile/LOL fix!
ReplyDeleteSounds like things are good for you - GOOD!!
Hi Carletta- great to see you--I have been on and off for a bit- but YES, Things are going great!
ReplyDeleteThanks friend!
J
That joke is so funny!
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