THE GOLDEN RULE HAS A SILVER LINING
I don't know what the title means either, I just made it up. But I borrowed these from an E-mail and wanted to pass them on. No Charge of course!
1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days
you're the statue!
2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat
them.
3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the
middle of it.
4 * Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their
Maker…
5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.
7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.
8 * Never buy a car you can't push.
9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then
you won't have a leg to stand on.
10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
12 * The second mouse gets the cheese.
13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty
and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors,
but they all live together in the same box.
18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
19 * Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about
you today.
20 * Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate!*
Not yet a Titty Bream!
Santa alive and well and Summering in Fl.
This is a Bow Tie Bream.
LOVE TO ALL
JMc
Pretty darn funny! If you catch one of those little tiny fish, is it still called "sport fishing?"
ReplyDeleteYeehaw!
:) You made me smile today.
ReplyDeletePat--they kept them for Bait! Sushi--LOL!
ReplyDeleteJeannie-- Then I can sleep well tonight my friend!
#3 is fantastic!!
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to believe that first shot is a photograph. Well, the last one too. But I'd rather look at birdie. No offense to Santa.
ReplyDeleteAnd #20 is my mantra.
Love, love, love to you, dear friend.
xoRobyn
Love you back more sweet Robin! Thanks for always having a kind word!!!
ReplyDeleteI thought of you with #20!
LOVE YOU!
J
Ah, such words of wisdom, I especially like no.17 about the crayons though I won't say which kind I am. Loving your photos as well, I must say Santa is looking well.
ReplyDeleteOK...so it wasn't a psyche clinic in Florida you went to but it seem to have helped being with people crazier than yourself. Unless of course you made that tiny fish into a pendent.
ReplyDeleteTracy--I knew you would like the one liners/jokes!
ReplyDeleteMark--NO-No pendant--it was however used as a small sacrifice in the "CIRCLE OF CRAZY" at the end of the stay!
BBB,
J