I just found out that this was written by a Blogging friend and Genius over 14 years ago and want to give due credit! He is not seeking it, nor would he necessarily want it. However, in my new classes, we are learning about Plagiarism and it is very important if you can find the author- to cite that author. It's kinda like Knighting him or her.
So HAMMER- I cite You, as duly certified Author of this post I plagiarized!
J
Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
# 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'
# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
Now that's just mean.
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ReplyDeleteYeah? You think this is funny, do you? Why don't you come to Miami and say hello to my little friend?? :D
ReplyDeleteLMAO- Scarlet & Jeannie...
ReplyDeleteWhy do I feel like this is going to turn into a.. "Hell hath no fury....????
J
I wrote this about 14 years ago and posted it on usenet on one of the gun newsgroups.
ReplyDeleteEither it's finally making the rounds or I've got a twin out there that thinks like me :D
WOW! Credit goes to Hammer for His Brilliant writing 14 years ago. Dude- You need to Copyright these jewels! They are priceless.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah the first one is supposed to be you can trade in an old 44 for two new 22's. That's more kinky.
ReplyDeleteThe rest stayed pretty much intact.