Saturday, April 5, 2008

AMERICAN TERRORIST MICROCHIP TRACKING SYSTEM!!!

To be implanted in foreheads of America 's enemies worldwide including Homeland if necessary, by God fearing, hard working, and freedom loving Americans.
Introducing: THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP






When properly applied, it will allow the implantee to speak/commune to Allah instantly.





Comes in various sizes:





Implantee may or may not get to choose size.









May or may not be painless.



Bleeding and swelling will occur at injection site.





Enjoy the security we provide for you,



The United States Armed Services._

6 comments:

  1. Juan, que comico! Where do you find this stuff??

    Hope you're having a good weekend, amigo!

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  2. I COULD TELL YOU- BUT THEN...... lol

    The Secret Juan :-) Oh we're so funny!

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  3. Did YOU think of this?? Very funny! and creative!

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  4. Oh no, Sea- I can't take
    the credit. It came via an e-mail from a fried

    Not that talebted

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  5. John, You remind me of an old show (about as old as you are)called "The Button Down Mind of Bob Newhart". Both of you are born comedians.
    I'm happy to hear that school is going well.

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Incredibly smart relies: