Tuesday, April 29, 2008

CAMPAINGN BUTTONS



BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL NUCKING FUTS!

CAMPAIGN BUTTONS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT SEE!
I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE...THAT'S FUNNY RIGHT THERE!















Saturday, April 26, 2008

I'M SO COOL..... HOW COOL ARE YOU?

Lexington Police made the Collar around 3:30 at the mall. The Criminal was also helped by his accomplice below:

YES_ DOUBLECLICK FOR BIGGER PIC!
JuneBug FROHAT Nelson was identified by a small scar on his left cheek: Eyewitness John McElveen said: If it hadn't been on Crimestoppers the night before I never would have recognized him. The scar is hard to see but once you see it there is no mistaking it's Junebug Frohat.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

ENVY IN THE HALLWAY

TWINKIE TWINKIE LITTLE STAR....


Same little Girl'(s)...years later or A mom and dad's worst nightmare. Pose ususlly followed by hand gesture with two fingers and thumb out and going. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-very common during Spring Break.

We are also covering the 7 deadly sins. This week is ENVY. Standing in the hallway.......


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Friday, April 18, 2008

Ruh Roh!


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Scroll down for cute joke

Why are wedding dresses white?

IT MUST HAVE
BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!!!!!!
IT'S EVEN A
BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT !!!!!!!




Son asked his mother the following
question:



"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son
and replies,



"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is
pure."



The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.



"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"



The father looks at his son in surprise and says,











"Son, all household appliances come in white."

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

PLEASE READ MONKEY GIRLS POST!!!!!

Please stop by and read Monkey Girls Post. This is the kind of Spirit and the type of person we need ore of. Someone who thinks more of others that herself. And if you can spare a few dollars- (Give up a Big Mac Super Sized) and donate!

We are God's agents here on Earth,

Thanks all

Follow this link to Monkey Girls

OH YEAH- I was also tagged for a meme! Anyone who wants- play along.
Post a 6 word theme meme.

What? How's it supposed to smell?

Monday, April 14, 2008

IRIS- Her Picture and her Story!

BEAUTIFUL IRIS'S IN FRONT YARD! WILL SEE ABOUT 32-35 DEGREES TONIGHT!
BYE IRIS! GLAD I "THAW YA". Scroll and double click on text for Government Secrets on women. Men. shhhhhh!















DOUBLE CLICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Saturday, April 12, 2008

HELLO

Hi Everyone!

I miss you! I am loving my online classes but I have no time to Blog. I have used our Blogosphere several times as material for both classes. They are Communication and English/Grammar type classes. One specifically dealt with plagiarism and citing references---boy are we in trouble LOL!!!

Most of this of course referred to writing papers and doing research that you claimed was your own.

I must admit though- there are a lot of gray areas re: intellectual properties and copyright laws that we stray into. Some of you do an awesome job on giving credit for photographs etc on your sites. That is above and beyond the call and shows the extent of your Character and Honesty.

Don't worry- I would never link to a site as an example as this is our private area of our lives. Even though we choose to make them public we all still respect our privacy to a degree and a certain sense of confidentiality- except for the trolls, and they are the ones who plagiarize so what the heck!!!

This is an interesting site! PLAGIARISM.ORG ----Just look at the numbers section of college students who cheat! It is astounding and sickening and yet somehow- not all that surprising. Click on the Did You Know? button on the left hand side and scroll down to Plagiarism statistics!!! Source Plagiarism.Org. Source cited-http://www.plagiarism.org/learning_center/did_you_know.html
This is one way to cite on the Web. Just copy and paste the URL and state that is the source of your info.

Hope to visit around soon.....Love and miss everyone,

John

Saturday, April 5, 2008

AMERICAN TERRORIST MICROCHIP TRACKING SYSTEM!!!

To be implanted in foreheads of America 's enemies worldwide including Homeland if necessary, by God fearing, hard working, and freedom loving Americans.
Introducing: THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP






When properly applied, it will allow the implantee to speak/commune to Allah instantly.





Comes in various sizes:





Implantee may or may not get to choose size.









May or may not be painless.



Bleeding and swelling will occur at injection site.





Enjoy the security we provide for you,



The United States Armed Services._

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

HAPPY TO SEE YOU

MAN'S BEST FRIEND


A dog is truly a man's best friend.


If you don't believe me, just try this experiment.


Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you ?



See, I told you!