Sunday, March 29, 2015
I hope I dreamt this:
THIS HIT ME ON THE HEAD
I WOKE UP AND SAW THIS
THEN THIS, AND THAT BUGGED ME GREATLY;
THEN THIS, AND I WAS SORE AFRAID,
FINALLY I DRANK FROM THE WELL OF PERPETUAL WATER
WHERE I THOUGHT I WOULD THIRST NO MORE,
BUT I GOT BAD DIARRHEA INSTEAD.
BUT THEN I WOKE UP HERE, AND I KNEW ALL WAS WELL!!!
HAVE A GLORIOUS SPRING EVERYONE!
Oh, and I lied about the diarrhea. That was for a completely unnecessary gross-out factor besides the fact that I can not help but deflect with humor.
If you identify with any of this, send me $85.00. I will give paypal info, LOL!
Love you guys!