Sunday, May 1, 2016

BEAR Necessities

BEAR Necessities






Gnome? Ill  aska.... ?































I truly hope you have a great day. If it's not going so well, may it change from this point on!



JMc

Monday, February 1, 2016

Notes from the: JOHN


Notes from the: JOHN






Notes from the JOHN: Atrial Fib. When the top part of your heart just can't tell the truth. After all, it's all just a great big Bundle of HIS!
....and the Knight of the Heart: Sir Cumflex!
Is the fluer real?






NOTES FROM THE: JOHN

 Can't sleep. Gonna go fry an egg. Not gonna eat it, I just like to randomly remind them who is boss!

I mean- they are all sitting there time after time when I open the door. I rarely eat them so they get snug, complacent, almost mocking me. So at random times-I snatch one up-fry it, and the popping and screaming shakes the other ones to the yolk!





 Notes from the JOHN: Went to the bank the other day and withdrew $100.00. Teller said what Denomination.
I said Bapticostal. She said what is that? I said when I praise God I can only raise one hand!
I got all ones! So I took that as a sign and went to a Strip Club to save the lost!
I didn't say I was good at it!













I so love you all! Be blessed, I hope you smiled!




JMc
 

Saturday, January 23, 2016

SNOW

SNOW





Weather reports state we received 8 inches of Snow!

Female meterologists are saying it was more like 5-6" !!!!


 Snow storm leaving.









 JMc

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

TAKE A BLESSING


TAKE A BLESSING


  
 you are very welcome!






JMc

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

2 (TWO) Things


2 Things


AWESOME!! 
     
  I just invented something:  PAY IT BACKKWARDS



It has worked 8/10 times already- here's how it works...Pick a cheerful drive through Window employee- Pull up and when Blonde Bubbly says $14.69, you say just as cherfully, 
"OMG, can you believe it!"- 

Believe what she says? Smiling really big now!

"This is my lucky day- the person behind me just paid it BACKWARDS."

- Paid it backwards she asks??  Eyes Wide Shut....

 See where this is going do ya???".


"YES! HE SAID HE IS GOING TO PAY FOR MY ENTIRE MEAL!!!"   She is sooo Happy by Now...
 

When she cheerfully says, Yay for you! Pull off fast and don't look back~~~~ I don't know how many times I can use this before it catches on in my town!











If today's fun and company is any indication of my year to come: I am in for a banner year. Hopefully by the end of the year, I will have a banner. Of some kind. It will be a modest banner as banners go, but the satisfaction of the banner will be immeasurable.

 


 









 (pic not mine)...Internet.






LOVE TO ALL!






JMc

Thursday, December 31, 2015

HAPPY NEW YEAR


HAPPY NEW YEAR




Blessings and Peace for 2016










JMc

Thursday, December 24, 2015

MERRY CHRISTMAS 2015


MERRY CHRISTMAS 2015





Cardinal Rules...

Look both ways ....





Blessings in 2016!


JMc

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Merry Christmas Fruitcake




Merry Christmas Fruitcake






The NTSB finally releases what is lining the inside of Black Boxes on Airliners protecting the sensitive recording equipment.




 
No need to thank me, It's what I do!



Scientists have yet to determine what makes up the "green things". They are making great strides in applying it for the Heat Shield Tiles on the Shuttle. 

Also, a Long time favorite for boaters who use it for Anchors.

The first Fruitcakes have been found in Egyptian Tombs along with Twinkies, Ho-Ho's and several varieties of potted meat. 

Many Tombs were found with mummies surrounded by food wrappers, and they had apparently starved to death. 

The Fruit Cakes remained untouched.




It is rumored that all Fruitcakes came from this original batch.

 




Merry Christmas to all.


JMc

Sunday, December 13, 2015

Tree-Men-Dous


Tree-Men-Dous



Punctuation & Capitalization count.



Fall Tree








 Sounds like it should go-- Boingy Boingy







 Fent





 All Bottled up inside.




Tubsy- our Diabetic Cat!




 LOOK!












Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good Night!



JMc

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

PILLOW TALK


PILLOW TALK






Somewhere, there is an incomplete Bird. Not by much, but incomplete nonetheless!






May all who pass by be blessed!



JMc