Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Graphic- Hawk- 1 Rabbit - 0


Graphic Pics- Hawk- 1 Rabbit - 0



CYCLE OF LIFE- IN THIS CASE THE HAWK'S CYCLE RAN SLAP OVER THE RABBIT!






DEAR LORD, THANK YOU FOR THIS FOOD.....



  HAKKUNA MATATTA MY BUTT!




 UMMMMMMMMMMMM!

 


 LET'S SEE- WHAT'S NEXT- DANG, THE LIVER IS TOUCHING THE HEART- I HATE IT WHEN MY FOOD TOUCHES!




  IT DOES TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!!!



 EVER HAVE ONE OF "THOSE DAYS?"


THIS WAS ACTUALLY MY FRIEND WHO USED TO LIVE IN THE FRONT YARD!



 SO MUCH FOR THAT LUCKY RABBITS FOOT-
I DIDN'T KNOW IT HAD AN EXPIRATION DATE!



LOVE TO ALL

JMc

Sunday, October 28, 2012

SICK DAY


SICK DAY



SUPPOSED TO GET MY FLU SHOT TUESDAY-----TOO LATE METHINKS.

I SHOULDA HEARD THAT DUDE WITH THE BASEBALL BAT THAT BEAT ME UP FRIDAY NIGHT!


WAHHHHHH- MEN ARE SUCH WEEINIES!


SEE YA IN A DAY OR SO!


JMc

Friday, October 26, 2012

LOCKED AND UNLOADED


LOCKED AND UNLOADED




YESTERDAY WAS A GREAT DAY. I GOT UP EARLY, MADE MY LIST AND JUMPED INTO THE DAY. IT WAS VERY HOT FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR- 83 DEGREES AND HUMID SO WHEN I WENT TO TAKE THE GARBAGE DOWN I STARTED THE JEEP, REACHED IN AND TURNED THE A/C ON HIGH. IT WAS HOT INSIDE THE VEHICLE AND I DIDN'T WANT TO BE ALL SWEATY AS I RAN MY ERRANDS.  AS I WALKED TO THE REAR HATCH,  I HEARD THE DOOR SLAM. IT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO LOCK IF THE ENGINE IS RUNNING. 


WELL, MYTH BUSTED. IT DOES. EVERYTHING LOCKS. EVEN THE HATCH THAT I HAD UNLOCKED BY HITTING THE DOOR UNLOCKERERER BUTTON.


I KNEW INSTANTLY I SHOULD CALL A LOCKSMITH.  DID I LISTEN TO THAT SMALL INNER VOICE THAT I KNOW I SHOULD ALWAYS TRUST?


NOT NO- BUT "HELL NO!" I HAD ONLY MET ONE VEHICLE I COULD NOT GET INTO IN ALL MY YEARS WITH A COAT HANGER. THESE WERE MOSTLY OTHER PEOPLES VEHICLES AS I  HAVE BEEN VERY LUCKY TO ONLY LOCK MY KEYS IN THE CAR ONCE OR TWICE IN ALL MY YEARS OF DRIVING.

ENTER 1 COAT HANGER AND AN ATTEMPT TO GET INTO MY VEHICLE TO MAKE SOME PROGRESS, DESPITE THIS SMALL SETBACK.I COULD STILL ACCOMPLISH GREAT THINGS. 

TEARING UP THE PAINT JOB AND RUBBER WINDOW SEAL,
ONE HOUR AND 45 MINUTES LATER, NAUSEATED, AND SOAKED TO THE BONE WITH SWEAT, I WENT IN AND CALLED A LOCKSMITH. 20 MINUTES LATER AND $45.00 POORER, I WAS READY TO ROLL. THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS, I HAD NOWHERE TO ROLL  AS I HAD MISSED MY WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY. I LOADED UP THE TRASH AND DROVE IT TO THE TRASH CAN AT THE END OF THE ROAD.


BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE IT WAS ALSO HOT. NOT USUALLY NEEDING THE A/C THIS TIME OF YEAR, IT WAS 82 IN THE LIVING ROOM. I HAD FORGOTTEN TO TURN IT ON BEFORE I LEFT. THIS ONLY ADDED TO MY FRUSTRATION, SO I DID WHAT ANY SANE PERSON WOULD DO:

I BROKE OUT LAUGHING! I MADE LEMONADE OUT OF LEMONS (THANKS SCARLET) AND DECIDED THAT THIS WAS IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM GOING TO RUIN MY DAY--ER... EVENING BY NOW!






SINCE THE BEST LAID PLANS.... YOU KNOW THE REST, I DID WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO. I IMPROVISED, WENT AND GOT SOME GRUB, RETURNED TO A NOW COOL OFF HOUSE AND HAD A GREAT AFTERNOON/NIGHT WATCHING PEOPLE BLOW UP CRAP, ON THE MILITARY CHANNEL!


DO YOU LISTEN TO YOUR GUT, INSTINCT, SPIRIT, OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT?


ARE YOU ABLE TO SEE POSSIBLE GOOD IN A POTENTIALLY BAD SITUATION?

I FOUND OUT (FROM THE LOCKSMITH DUDE) THAT INSURANCE COMPANIES WON'T TELL YOU, BUT THEY ALMOST ALWAYS COVER KEYS LOCKED IN THE CAR! MINE DOES!  LOCKSMITH DUDE WAS VERY KIND TO TELL ME THAT.  HE SAID THEY WILL NEVER OFFER IT TO YOU UNLESS YOU ASK, BUT IT IS INCLUDED IN MOST POLICIES!!!!! SO ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE!


THANK GOODNESS, THE LESSON OF LISTENING TO YOUR INNER VOICE WAS REINFORCED IN ME TODAY, AND I WAS ABLE TO OVERCOME A POTENTIALLY ROTTEN MOOD,  AND RUINED DAY,  WITH LAUGHTER !



YES, I PASSED THE TEST!!!!


I HOPE YOU PASS ANY TEST(S) YOU ARE GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW. AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, IF YOU SLOW DOWN AND LISTEN, I MEAN REALLY LISTEN.. TO THAT SMALL STILL VOICE: YOU WILL HEAR AND KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.


LOVE TO ALL

JMc


Thursday, October 25, 2012

WHY? BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

WHY? BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
MOST HAVE SEEN THESE BUT YOU DESERVE TO GROAN AGAIN!






1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

12. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were  chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

13. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.. One of them goes to a family in Egypt , and is named 'Ahmal.' The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him 'Juan.' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

14. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)...A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

15. A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The  call went out that there was a small medium at large.

16. And finally, there was the person who sent ten or so different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh.

No pun in ten did.

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

A SCARY GHOST PICTURE



A SCARY GHOST PICTURE




















KINDA LIKE THOSE PARANORMAL SHOWS ON TV HUH? 1 HOUR OF NOTHINGNESS!

LOVE TO ALL

JMc

Monday, October 22, 2012

Blue Monday




Blue Monday















Our SC Tag, from Blue to Orange Sunset







Some Older Blue Monday Pics
 See the Face?






LOVE TO ALL MY SPECIAL FRIENDS!


JMc

Sunday, October 21, 2012

SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY II



SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY II







 CAUTION--SHADOWS ICE BEFORE BRIDGE!



 WHAT'S UP DOCK?



 GRAVEYARD SHIFT



Whoops- The Accidental Tourist


Friday, October 19, 2012

TRUTH!



TRUTH!



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2 THINGS THAT MAY TICK YOU OFF!



WHEN THIS IS YOUR YARD! 


 WHEN YOU DRIVE 150 MILES TO SEE THE LEAVES CHANGE AND YOU FIND THIS ONE TREE!



LOVE TO ALL!


JMc

Thursday, October 18, 2012

BEATS A GENIE IN A LAMP!


BEATS A GENIE IN A LAMP!



SOURCE UNKNOWN- PIC NOT MINE




THIS IS MY DREAM CATCHER. MADE IT MYSELF.
DON'T ALWAYS WORK, BUT IT BEATS THAT GENIE IN A BOTTLE DEAL.

2 OF MY 3 WISES RIGHT HERE, AND THEY ARE IN MY DREAMS




ALSO NOT MY PIC, SOURCE UNKNOWN


SO BASICALLY I DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT TYPE.



WHAT WOULD YOUR DREAM CATCHER LOOK LIKE?

LOVE TO ALL

JMc

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

GOOGLE MOON APP



GOOGLE MOON APP







COMING SOON: CRATER VIEW!






LOVE TO ALL


JMc

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

STUCK IN A RUT!



STUCK IN A RUT!




I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO IT APPEARS OVERWHELMING. I AM STUCK IN A RUT AND CAN'T SEEM TO GET ORGANIZED, AND DO WHAT I REALLY NEED TO DO.



WHAT DO YOU DO TO MAINTAIN BALANCE AND HARMONY IN YOUR DAY TO DAY CHORES AND LIFE?


HOW DO YOU PRIORITIZE YOUR TASKS?


DO YOU PROCRASTINATE, AND IF SO, WHAT DO YOU DO TOO OFFSET IT?
YOU CAN ANSWER THIS LAST QUESTION AT YOUR LEISURE!


LOVE TO ALL


JMc


Monday, October 15, 2012

NEW MEAT?



NEW MEAT?



 THE JOURNEY INTO THIS NEW PHASE OF MY LIFE IS EFFECTING CHANGE IN MANY AREAS. ONE OF THEM IS MY BLOGGING. UNLESS MY POSTS, WORDS AND PICTURES,  MAKE YOU SAY, WTF, CAUSE A BELLY LAUGH, OR OUTRIGHT HEAD SCRATCHING, THEN I'M NOT EVOLVING, GROWING, NOR DOING WHAT I AM CALLED TO DO.




SO, LOOK FOR DEEPER, HARDER, MORE PENETRATING MATERIAL-- 

NO --NOT PORN RIOT KITTY !!!!!



BUT MAYBE A LITTLE MORE SUBSTANCE, OR MEAT AS THEY SAY.


WHEN WILL I START?


YOU TELL ME!







MEDS NOT MINE- ALTHOUGH I'M CERTAINLY NOT INNOCENT IN THIS AREA--
I DON'T EXPERIMENT WITH DRUGS EITHER:

I KNOW WHICH ONES I LIKEY!
THANK YOU MR CARLIN









HAVING A ROUGH DAY, WEEK, MONTH, LIFE?--JUST DRIVE THROUGH THE PILL MILL AND MEDICATE THE PROBLEM AWAY! DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO FACE, SOLVE, ADMIT, OR ACKNOWLEDGE THERE MAY BE PROBLEM--


JUST TREAT THE SYMPTOMS.


PROBLEM SOLVING AND INTROSPECTION ARE WORK! WHY DO THAT?




MEDS ARE NOT INHERENTLY BAD! THE JUDICIOUS USE OF THEM HOWEVER, HAS/IS, GONE/GOING BY THE WAYSIDE. I SERVED IN THE MEDICAL FIELD FOR 30 YEARS AND KNOW HOW BENEFICIAL, NECESSARY, AND LIFE SAVING THEY CAN BE. I HAVE ALSO SEEN THEM 

DESTROY!



HOW OFTEN DO WE TRULY SEARCH DEEP INSIDE FOR POTENTIAL PITFALLS IN OUR LIVES? BRUTALLY HONEST TRUTHS? LIES, PAIN AND MEMORIES WE'VE LONG SINCE BURIED ONLY TO HAVE THEM POP UP DISQUISED AS DISEASE, ILLNESS OR EVEN WHAT WE MAY CONSIDER STRENGTHS?


WHAT IS YOU HEALTH-O-METER MEASURING STICK?


DO YOU HAVE A SOURCE TO DEAL WITH POTENTIALLY UNCOVERED SKELETON'S?



ONE THING I'VE FOUND OUT TO BE 100% TRUE IN MY LIFE IS THAT REGARDLESS OF OUR PRESENT DAY ISOLATIONISM, WE
NEED EACH OTHER!!!



I LOVE YOU GUYS!

JMc

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Saturday, October 13, 2012

SWINE FLU



SWINE FLU






I saw an old You-Tube video about the Swine Flu-

I heard it went VIRAL!



JMc

Friday, October 12, 2012

CLEMONS ROAD



CLEMONS ROAD


A NEW GROUP FROM MY HOME TOWN OF PLANT CITY FL. CLEMONS ROAD IS NEAR THE HOME OF MY BEST FRIEND, AND HIS SON IS THE DRUMMER! THE INITIAL VIDEO WAS FILMED IN MY FRIENDS FIELD. HE SET THE DANG THING ON FIRE FOR THIS SHOOT!



ENJOY!






LOVE TO ALL

JMc

Thursday, October 11, 2012

STO? O I'L SHOO!


STO!!!!






TH DA TH LAS LETTE FEL OF EVERYTHIN..........





STO-- O I'L SHOO !!!

I' PLAYIN BASKETBAL.


LOV T AL

JM



Wednesday, October 10, 2012

SPIRIT WOLF IN CLOUD



SPIRIT WOLF IN CLOUD







WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR SPIRITUAL ANIMAL WOULD BE?





PEACE!



LOVE TO ALL


JMc

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

ON MOVING TO NC




ON MOVING TO NC

SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW THAT I AM CONSIDERING MOVING TO NC TO BE NEARER TO MY SISTER AND MOM.

CERTAIN- WELL ONE, CONDTION HAS PUT THAT ON HOLD.

IT'S CALLED TEMPERATURE! WE WENT FROM 86 SUNDAY TO A HIGH OF 56 ON MONDAY! THAT BEING SAID- I THINK SPRING TIME MAY BE A GOOD TARGET DATE!

I JUST DON'T DO THE COLD. THE WALKING MAN TRIED TO GET ME TO DETROIT AND I LAUGHED TILL I CRIED. I WOULD LOOK LIKE TICK-BOY (THAT'S WHAT I CALL THE LITTLE BROTHER ON "A CHRISTMAS STORY"!)

SO--MAYBE SPRING- AND I CAN THEN BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF INSULATION AND MOVE UP THERE.


IT SNOWS UP THERE! BEING FROM FL- AND NOW SC- I AIN'T USED TO FREEZING STUFF BEING IN THE AIR THAT I BREATHE!


ANYWHOO- LOVE TO ALL AND HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEK.

HERE ARE SOME OLD FALL PICS OF SC, AND SOME SUMMERTIME PICS OF NC!














JMc