Sunday, August 3, 2014

MOUSED TATERS




MOUSED POTATOES : Warning- Graphic pics!
 
 Most of you know just HOW MANY wild critters I tolerate and Love...Snakes, Wasps, Hornets, Bees, Skunks, Groundhogs, Deer---BUT DO NOT ENTER MY ABODE- PEE in my ceiling, and especially- DON'T TOUCH MY TATERS!!!

Moused- Potatoes Recipe...

1. Put said TATERS in Cabinet...and finally discover that it's been eaten, and now you know the scratching noises in attic aren't Tree Rats or Opossums!

2. Place trap (use Peanut Butter) !!! and catch several mice. (It is important to catch the ones eating the TATERS as they will already have a Buttery, Chivey taste to them.

3. Microwave Mouse until.....well- you will KNOW when he's done, and prepare the TATERS (it ate) as usual, pour TATERS (it ate) over Mouse.

4. Add Cheese- YES, IRONY!!!! to taste.

5. Repeat as necessary.

6. Eat with Chopsticks for a Real New York style dining experience.

Next week- Mouse in a Crock Pot and  Picking out a wine for your Mice dishes.
* Notice in second pic that the little bugger almost cleaned out the Peanut Butter in the Trap. I said Almost .......
 

 I have used poisons in the past- but in the home, I'd rather trap them, than have them go off and die in my attic.

 
 LOVE: to all! 
tough Love to some......

JMc