Friday, August 23, 2013

DEER ENJOYING THE FRUIT OF THE FIELDS...


DEER ENJOYING THE FRUIT OF THE FIELDS...




THESE TWO MOM'S HAVE LITTLE SPOTTED BABIES HIDDEN IN THE BUSHES. THEY ARE GETTING THE SOUR TASTE OF CRAB APPLES AND I THINK YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY THEY CHEWED THEM----





 LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND SAY THAT.....


 MAN THIS HAS SOME BITE TO IT!


 MAKES YO LIPS PUCKER UP AND THE SALIVA STARTS FLOWING AS YOU BITE INTO THE SUPER-TART APPLE.



 HONESTLY, HOW MANY MOUTHS WERE PUCKERED, AND THEN WATERING?  
PAVLOV RULZ!

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 OK, PRETENDING TO LEAVE AND NOT LOOKING.....



 THANK GOD I'M INVISIBLE. I KNEW THIS CLOAKING DEVICE WOULD PAY OFF!



 DANG ARMY SURPLUS, CLOAKING DEVICE... **(&(*%&##&



CAN HE SEE ME OR NOT? I'VE STOMPED MY FOOT AND BLOWN AT HIM SEVERAL TIMES?????





HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND EVERYONE


JMc

Thursday, August 15, 2013

SKEETER HAWK DOWN & BAD PUNS TYME!

SKEETER HAWK DOWN & BAD PUNS TYME!




 Can you see the Frog Underneath the Limb? 
I didn't know he was there until I "developed" the pic!




 Tree Psychic: I see a small shrub around you...did you lose someone you loved?


 



Hay Ha ha HAY heeee hahahahahahahahahahah!
Remember Woody's Laugh...laughing IS contagious but I hear they are coming up with a vaccine. I hear it has a British Humour element to it!  DRY!



PUNS YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER READ!
A compilation of puns, none unfortunately can I claim as original material. These just grow and morph on there own, so to Whomever penned these- Thanks.



Lexiphiles (I. e., "lovers of words" you know . . . . Like. ...
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish . . . Or, I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. .... Then it hit me . . . . Etc.).


           Well, here we go!

To write with a broken pencil is . . . Pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes . . . Take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar . . . Got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles . . . U.C.L.A.

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes . . . Was on shaky ground.

The batteries were given out . . . Free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married . . . They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a . . . Dead giveaway.

If you don't pay your exorcist . . . You can get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name . . . And a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you . . . A-flat miner.

You are stuck with your debt if . . . You can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia: . . . The LAN down under.

A boiled egg is . . . Hard to beat.

When you've seen one shopping center . . . You've seen a mall.

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was . . .
Resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? . . . He’s all right now.

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could. ... Jog your memory.

A bicycle can't stand alone; . . . It is two tired.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, . . . it's
your Count that votes.

When a clock is hungry. ... It goes back four seconds

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine . . . Was fully recovered.

He had a photographic memory . . . Which was never developed.

Those who get too big for their britches will be . . . Exposed in the end.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair . . . She thought she'd dye.

Acupuncture: . . . A jab well done.
You are loved!
JMc
  

Monday, August 12, 2013

CATCHING UP


CATCHING UP



HERE ARE A LOT OF QUICK PICS!













AND FINALLY




Flower Porn!


LOVE TO ALL

JMc