Thursday, November 29, 2012
LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING
HERE IS THE SECOND PICTURE OF THE BOATER THAT WAS POSTED YESTERDAY.
THE TELEPHOTO LENS MADE IT LOOK LIKE A CRASH WAS IMMINENT, BUT WHEN YOU PULL BACK AND SEE THE OVERALL PICTURE IN PERSPECTIVE, YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OUTCOME.
LOOK TWICE, LISTEN WELL, PAUSE,
THEN MAKE A CALL
LOVE YOU ALL
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
ALWAYS LOOK AHEAD......
IT'S BEST TO PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT LIES AHEAD MOMENT BY MOMENT....
SOMETIMES YOU CAN CHANGE THE PRESENT....THE PAST
NOT SO MUCH...
DID HE CRASH OR NOT?
PHLEGM AT 11:00
Today is a gift. I unwrapped it with anticipation. It was an OK day- But I had a BLAST playing in the box it came in! Think inside the box! Examine yourself and get rid of any and all resentment, anger, strife...even if you don't think it's fair to forgive a person or deed done to you. If you empty that box- you will have plenty of room to make a fort and invite your friends that love you in! C'mon- jump in!!!
LOVE TO ALL
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
DOES HE HAVE FAITH ENOUGH TO WALK ON WATER
AT LEAST HE HAS GONE FARTHER THAN MOST!
THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:
Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.
How long a minute is
depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.
Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.
Happiness comes through doors you
didn't even know you left open.
Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them ?
Most of us go to our grave
with our music still inside of us.
(I LOVED this one!)
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet ?
You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun
to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors....but
they all exist very nicely in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who
can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Have an awesome day, and
know that someone
who thinks you're great
has thought about you today !..
"And that person was me.".....
Working for God on earth does not pay much,
But His Retirement plan is
Out of this world !!
Monday, November 26, 2012
Friday, November 23, 2012
I WANTED TO DO SOME
I REALIZED I WAS AT MY OWN COMPUTER AT HOME!
COLOR ME STUPID.
SOMETIMES I NEED
CHECK OUT THE SHIRT. IT IS FROM PAMO- AT
WWW.PAMOART.COM- check it out!
YES, THAT IS A SMIRK, BUT IT DOES NOT COME CLOSE TO PAMO'S SMILE!
I DOWNLOAD 250 FREE BOOKS TO IT, AND IT WAS SO HEAVY I COULDN'T PICK IT UP!
MULTIVERSES DO EXIST!
PEOPLE SPENT $300.00 ON A TENT TO CAMP OUT AND SAVE $46.00 ON A TV!
WHILST CAMPING OUT THEY WERE
BY A BEAR THAT RIPPED THEIR TENTS TO SHREDS.
IT WAS REALLY FUNNY. YOU PROBABLY HAD TO BE THERE.
IF WE MADE ANY TYPE OF A
LOVE TO ALL
Thursday, November 22, 2012
Monday, November 19, 2012
DEATH OF A LEAF or
PAVED PARADISE AND PUT UP A PARKING LOT
THANKS JONI, FOR SEEING THIS YEARS AGO.
Dropping by the Millions, being blown by high powered Electric Hogs from one Angry Neighbors yard to the next, until one industrious soul bags em and tags em and sends them in PLASTIC bags to a landfill.
What a grotesque death for something that falls gently and makes mulch, the Earth recycling her materials since the beginning. Man once again steps in and in our need to keep things tidy and neat, we usurp what Ma Nature needs to do.
Sure they fall on your Vehicle and clog up drains and gutters..but they were here long before us. And now, following said leaf are the Acorns. These too raked and raped lest we step on one and say Ouch. How sad.
I guess I'll leave you with the song of progress above and say,
UNTIL SPRING THEN!
WHEN WILL WE DECIDE THAT THESE SERVE NO PURPOSE AND CUT THEM DOWN BEFORE THEY BLOOM?
LOVE TO ALL
Sunday, November 18, 2012
MAKE YOUR OWN POST.....
FEEL FREE TO IMAGINE ANYTHING YOU WANT.......
A PICTURE TO GO WITH IT,
A FUNNY CAPTION.
HAVE FUN AND ENJOY TODAY'S FREEDOM!
BROUGHT TO YOU BY TWINKIES....
THE INDESTRUCTIBLE SNACK OF DOOMSDAY PEPPERS WORLDWIDE. JUST ASK WOODY HARRELSON IN THAT ZOMBIE MOVIE!
GOTTA GO DO SOME SERIOUS STUFF FROM 8 TO 5:00 PM TODAY AND I'M ALMOST RUNNING LATE.
HERE IS MY SHADOW SHOT FOR TODAY AS WELL:
IT'S OF A GHOST!
LOVE TO ALL
Saturday, November 17, 2012
what is in the middle of a
THE "I" OF COURSE!
WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM ONE OF THE FOREMOST FACTUAL SCIENTIFIC BLOGS AROUND?
THIS IS CUTTING EDGE STUFF HERE. AND I KNOW MOST OF YOU LOOKED UP TO SEE IF IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE........BUSTED!
OK--SO THIS STRING WALKS INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A DRINK.
THE BARTENDER SAYS WE DON'T SERVE STRINGS HERE.
THE STRING LEAVES PERTURBED, AND THINKS ABOUT IT, AND GOES BACK IN AND ANGRILY ORDERS ANOTHER DRINK!
BARTENDER: WE DON'T SERVE STRINGS HERE- GET OUT AND DON'T COME BACK!
THE STRING LEAVES AND GETS MADDER AND MADDER AND DISGUISES ITSELF.
IT UNRAVELS IT'S END AND FOR GOOD MEASURE TIES ITSELF IN A LOOP WITH THE ENDS STICKING UP ABOVE IT AND GOES BACK IN AND ORDERS A DRINK.
THE BARTENDER LOOKS AT IT SUSPICIOUSLY AND SAYS HEY, AREN'T YOU THE STRING THAT WAS JUST IN HERE TWICE?
THE STRING SAYS IN A DEEP VOICE,
NO, I'M A FRAYED KNOT!!!!!
HEY- I CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!
CHEETO HEADS AUDITION PICS!
I SLEEPS AFTER I EAT FISHES
WHATSAMATTER- CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?
YES! YES! RIGHT THERE!
I'M JUST GLAD GLAD HE DIDN'T LIKE LICORICE!
ALL DAY AND NOT ONE DIME IN MY CUP--WHAT DOES MY SIGN SAY?
CHEETO HEAD JUST KNEW HIS PORTFOLIO DIDN'T STACK UP TO OTHER CAT'S PICTURES HE'D SEEN.
HE HAD HIS FELINES HURT!
LOVE TO ALL
Friday, November 16, 2012
DEER & DOG
REED & GOD if DYSLEXIC!
Original source not know- Both from From Internet
THESE TWO CLEMSON FOOTBALL PLAYERS WERE ON ACADEMIC PROBATION AND HAD A BIG GAME COMING UP AGAINST SC!
TO GET THEM ELIGIBLE THE FACULTY MADE UP A TEST TO GET THEM BACK ON THE FIELD.
IT CONSISTED OF 1 QUESTION...
OLD MACDONALD HAD A ________?
THE PROFESSOR TURNED HIS BACK AND ONE PLAYER ASKED THE OTHER WHAT THE ANSWER WAS. THE OTHER PLAYER MOUTHED THE WORD FARM, AND THE FIRST PLAYER NODDED AND GRINNED.
A FEW MINUTES LATER THE FIRST PLAYER GOT THE ATTENTION OF HIS FRIEND AND ASKED...
HOW DO YOU SPELL FARM?
THE FRIEND WAS IN DISBELIEF AND SAID YOU DUMMY.....
E I E I O !!!
LOVE TO ALL
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Saturday, November 10, 2012
Yes--I know they are Geese- but work with me!
A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies. The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license.The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said “This duck ain’t from Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin’ license, boy?”The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting license.The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said “This ain’t no Kansas duck. This duck’s from Arkansas. You got a Arkansas license?”The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting license.The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain’t no Arkansas duck. This here duck’s from South Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin’ license?”Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a South Carolina hunting license.The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the heck are you from?”The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his drawers and said “How’s about if you tell me.” reposted from a friend!
Thursday, November 8, 2012
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE.....
I pledge allegiance to the flag- (and all that it stands for)
of the UNITED States of America, (the greatest Country on Earth, IMHO!)
and to the Republic, for which it stands (respecting the office of ANY President of the United States),
ONE NATION, UNDER GOD, (Prayer still works)
INDIVISIBLE, (if we really work at it together with mutual respect)
With Liberty (which we still have)
and Justice for all. (Together we can)!!!!
(Words in parenthesis mine.)
Now is the time for us to shine, and show the World that was watching us with a microscope, what a TRUE DEMOCRACY can do!
Disappointment can be expected, but hopefully will be short lived, and
we can turn to whatever positives and mutual agreements we have, and
begin working to RESTORE our great Nation. Difficult, YES, Impossible,
Great Adversity can breed great accomplishments. Let's not
blow this chance to come back together as One Nation Under God. It may
take time...... but it is doable!
I'm just sayin'...will you pray about it? OK--Let me have it! ;-)
LOVE TO ALL
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
THE NEXT DAY
HEADING OUT TO VOTE
SOME BUT NOT MUCH BETTER....THINK I'LL START SHAVING AGAIN INSTEAD OF THE SCRUFFY CLIPPER LOOK, EVEN THOUGH IT'S EASIER ON THE FACE!
YOU KNOW WHAT--- AT 58- TO HELL WITH IT!
I AM WHO I AM- POPEYE
Monday, November 5, 2012
WANNA SEE SOMETHING FUNNY?
A self portrait after waking up at 5:30 pouring sweat after leaving the thermostat on 78 degrees and turning it to heat before I went to sleep!
That thing needs asjusting!
Heat coming off me- and I'm too sexy for that shirt!
NOW THAT'S BETTER THAN 4 CUPS O COFFEE!
I'll shave later, OR NOT!
he he--I know you are but what am I?
I'M SO THANKFUL I WOKE UP TODAY! LET'S DECIDE TO HAVE A GOOD ONE!
Sunday, November 4, 2012
SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY II
Please click on link above for some fabulous and creative shots!
Thankful that starting today I can change my life. Beginning with my
thoughts and words, I can create a wonderful future, complete with
whatever I can imagine. God says to Ask, Believe, Receive. This is a
universal law and will work for ALL of us, regardless of what label you
put on the Creative process. I choose God.. Let's accentuate the
absolute POSITIVES in our lives to create a Future Of Faith, Love, Joy,
Peace and Happiness in every area of our Family and Friends lives.
WE CAN DO IT! Think it, Visualize it in Faith, and receive it when the time comes.
Wishful thinking? You never know until you try- and it's so much
healthier than dwelling on the Negatives and the Stress that they bring!
I'm SO BLESSED!
HOPE- in Pencil
LOVE TO ALL