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Saturday, November 10, 2012
HILLBILLY DUCK HUNTING!
Yes--I know they are Geese- but work with me!
hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He
put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when
he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies.
The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and
the hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license.The game
warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the
ducks, sniffed its butt, and said “This duck ain’t from Oklahoma. This
is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin’ license, boy?”The hillbilly
reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting license.The game
warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck,
sniffed its butt, and said “This ain’t no Kansas duck. This duck’s from
Arkansas. You got a Arkansas license?”The hillbilly reached into his
wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting license.The warden then reached
over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain’t
no Arkansas duck. This here duck’s from South Carolina. You got a South
Carolina huntin’ license?”Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet
and brought out a South Carolina hunting license.The game warden was
extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just
where the heck are you from?”The hillbilly turned around, bent over,
dropped his drawers and said “How’s about if you tell me.” reposted
from a friend!