Saturday, November 17, 2012

EduMiCaTIonIs4uhEre! CATS AND jAMMER!



EduMiCaTiOnIs4-U-Ere!






what is in the middle of a

HURRICANE?


THE    "I"   OF COURSE!


WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM ONE OF THE FOREMOST FACTUAL SCIENTIFIC BLOGS AROUND?
THIS IS CUTTING EDGE STUFF HERE. AND I KNOW MOST OF YOU LOOKED UP TO SEE IF IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE........BUSTED!




OK--SO THIS STRING WALKS INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A DRINK.

THE BARTENDER SAYS WE DON'T SERVE STRINGS HERE.

THE STRING LEAVES PERTURBED, AND THINKS ABOUT IT, AND GOES BACK IN AND ANGRILY ORDERS ANOTHER DRINK!


BARTENDER: WE DON'T SERVE STRINGS HERE- GET OUT AND DON'T COME BACK!


THE STRING LEAVES AND GETS MADDER AND MADDER AND DISGUISES ITSELF.

IT UNRAVELS IT'S END AND FOR GOOD MEASURE TIES ITSELF IN A LOOP WITH THE ENDS STICKING UP ABOVE IT AND GOES BACK IN AND ORDERS A DRINK.


THE BARTENDER LOOKS AT IT SUSPICIOUSLY AND SAYS HEY, AREN'T YOU THE STRING THAT WAS JUST IN HERE TWICE?


THE STRING SAYS IN A DEEP VOICE, 

NO, I'M A FRAYED KNOT!!!!!


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HEY- I CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!




 CHEETO HEADS AUDITION PICS!
 I SLEEPS AFTER I EAT FISHES

 WHATSAMATTER- CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?

 YES! YES!  RIGHT THERE!

I'M JUST GLAD GLAD HE DIDN'T LIKE LICORICE!

 CYEBORG KITTY

 ALL DAY AND NOT ONE DIME IN MY CUP--WHAT DOES MY SIGN SAY?





CHEETO HEAD JUST KNEW HIS PORTFOLIO DIDN'T STACK UP TO OTHER CAT'S PICTURES HE'D SEEN.

HE HAD HIS FELINES HURT!



LOVE TO ALL



JMc