Thursday, July 26, 2012

SUPERMAN


SUPERMAN




WHY DOES HE HAVE TO RUN LIKE HECK AND JUMP TO GET OFF THE GROUND,
BUT ONCE AIRBORNE HE CAN HOVER IN MIDAIR?

HOW DO HE AND LOIS KEEP THEIR CHILDREN IN A CRIB?

WHEN LOIS DELIVERED, DID THEY FLY OUT?

DO THEY HAVE TO USE TINY PHONE BOOTHS TO CHANGE OUT OF THEIR TWO-ZIES TO FLY?

WHY DOES HE STRUGGLE TO BEND A STEEL BAR, BUT CAN STOP A SPEEDING LOCOMOTIVE?

WHY DOESN'T HE USE HIS X-RAY VISION IN HOSPITALS, AND THE BEACH?

WHY DIDN'T HE EVER ENTER THE OLYMPICS?

WHEN HE BREAKS WIND DOES HE DEMOLISH SMALL TOWNS?

DOES HE MAKE ALL THE FAMILIES COSTUMES?  AND IF SO WHERE DOES HE GET THE MATERIAL?



AND FINALLY THE BIGGEST MYSTERY OF ALL:


WHY, WHEN THEY SHOOT AT SUPERMAN,
THE BULLETS BOUNCE OFF HIS CHEST:

BUT WHEN THEY THROW THE EMPTY GUN AT HIM 

HE DUCKS?????


WHY AM I WRITING THIS ? BECAUSE IT'S 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE AND I'M NOT SUPERMAN?





PHOTOSHOP GONE HORRIBLY WRONG!

KRYPTONITE FLOWER

TODAY'S CLOUDS IN SC



LOVE TO ALL!


IS IT OK TO BE TOTALLY SILLY? EVEN STUPID?

WHAT ARE SOME SILLY THINGS YOU THINK ABOUT OR DO, THAT YOU DON'T WANT MANY TO KNOW ABOUT?

WHAT FILTERS DO WE USE, OR HAPPEN TO US AS ADULTS THAT KEEP US FROM THAT CHILDLIKE FUN AND INNOCENCE, AND CAN WE REGAIN IT? 


EXAMPLE (LET'S KEEP THIS SCIENTIFIC),
I MEAN AS KIDS WE WOULD RUN THROUGH SPRINKLERS AND COULDN'T WAIT TO PLAY IN THE RAIN OR JUMP INTO A MUD PUDDLE:

NOW WE RUN LIKE HECK AFTER WE TURN ON THE HOSE, OR FROM 3 DROPS OF RAIN LIKE IT'S ACID!

CHALLENGE: GO STAND IN THE RAIN AND CATCH THE DROPS IN YOUR MOUTH, FLOP BELLY FIRST INTO A GOOD OL' MUD PUDDLE AND SEE IF YOU DON'T FEEL A RUSH OF PURE JOY!







CARPE DIEM FRIENDS--IT'S THE ONLY ONE WE ARE GUARANTEED!

JMc

8 comments:

  1. I do silly quite often. I skipped across a parking lot just yesterday with my grand daughter.

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  2. I think I'm a pretty silly and whimsical person. I'm not sure that everyone would agree with on that. Nice pics! Okay, now tell me what the deal is on that plug?

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  3. Silly, my wife seems to use that as a pet name for me, not that I have done this but how about licking your finger and touching the electric fence wire to see if you really turned it off or not :^0

    Nice Pics my Friend

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  4. Jeannie-- That is awesome!!!!

    Pat-- That's Me --going Green--I plugged my house into my house!

    Jimmy-- That is so awesome Bro! LOL on the fence! Great to hear from you my friend--I will be back around!!!!!

    J

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  5. LOL, yeah, why does he DUCK?

    I love your funny ways, Bro


    Aloha from Waikiki
    Comfort Spiral
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  6. Ok to be really silly, stupid even. I want to know which super hero Super Man would be if he were invited to a fancy dress party.

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  7. Sis--Thanks--I love that you GET the silliness! Hugs!

    J


    Tracy-- I'm not sure but I bet he would take the Invisible Woman as his date--I mean- Who would know- right?

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  8. That's a good point about Lois giving birth. ;)

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