Thursday, July 26, 2012

SUPERMAN


SUPERMAN




WHY DOES HE HAVE TO RUN LIKE HECK AND JUMP TO GET OFF THE GROUND,
BUT ONCE AIRBORNE HE CAN HOVER IN MIDAIR?

HOW DO HE AND LOIS KEEP THEIR CHILDREN IN A CRIB?

WHEN LOIS DELIVERED, DID THEY FLY OUT?

DO THEY HAVE TO USE TINY PHONE BOOTHS TO CHANGE OUT OF THEIR TWO-ZIES TO FLY?

WHY DOES HE STRUGGLE TO BEND A STEEL BAR, BUT CAN STOP A SPEEDING LOCOMOTIVE?

WHY DOESN'T HE USE HIS X-RAY VISION IN HOSPITALS, AND THE BEACH?

WHY DIDN'T HE EVER ENTER THE OLYMPICS?

WHEN HE BREAKS WIND DOES HE DEMOLISH SMALL TOWNS?

DOES HE MAKE ALL THE FAMILIES COSTUMES?  AND IF SO WHERE DOES HE GET THE MATERIAL?



AND FINALLY THE BIGGEST MYSTERY OF ALL:


WHY, WHEN THEY SHOOT AT SUPERMAN,
THE BULLETS BOUNCE OFF HIS CHEST:

BUT WHEN THEY THROW THE EMPTY GUN AT HIM 

HE DUCKS?????


WHY AM I WRITING THIS ? BECAUSE IT'S 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE AND I'M NOT SUPERMAN?





PHOTOSHOP GONE HORRIBLY WRONG!

KRYPTONITE FLOWER

TODAY'S CLOUDS IN SC



LOVE TO ALL!


IS IT OK TO BE TOTALLY SILLY? EVEN STUPID?

WHAT ARE SOME SILLY THINGS YOU THINK ABOUT OR DO, THAT YOU DON'T WANT MANY TO KNOW ABOUT?

WHAT FILTERS DO WE USE, OR HAPPEN TO US AS ADULTS THAT KEEP US FROM THAT CHILDLIKE FUN AND INNOCENCE, AND CAN WE REGAIN IT? 


EXAMPLE (LET'S KEEP THIS SCIENTIFIC),
I MEAN AS KIDS WE WOULD RUN THROUGH SPRINKLERS AND COULDN'T WAIT TO PLAY IN THE RAIN OR JUMP INTO A MUD PUDDLE:

NOW WE RUN LIKE HECK AFTER WE TURN ON THE HOSE, OR FROM 3 DROPS OF RAIN LIKE IT'S ACID!

CHALLENGE: GO STAND IN THE RAIN AND CATCH THE DROPS IN YOUR MOUTH, FLOP BELLY FIRST INTO A GOOD OL' MUD PUDDLE AND SEE IF YOU DON'T FEEL A RUSH OF PURE JOY!







CARPE DIEM FRIENDS--IT'S THE ONLY ONE WE ARE GUARANTEED!

JMc