Saturday, July 28, 2012

CREPE MYRTLE & MENAGE A TREE!


CREPE MYRTLE & MENAGE A TREE!








I wanted to have Crepes this morning but my Neighbor would not let me pick even ONE!!!




MENAGE A TREE!
I don't care who you are...that's corny right there...
Menage a Tree! How do you get those little Tilda thingys over your letters so it doesn't look like Manage a tree??







LOVE TO ALL- See YA WHEN I GET BACK FROM NC!


JMc

Friday, July 27, 2012

GUESS? PLUMBERS BUTT



GUESS? PLUMBERS BUTT

No, not jeans! I'm heading back to NC for a few more days on the Lake.

Sorry- but someone has to do it!

Love you all and see you Wednesday!

JMc







I ALSO WANT TO ADDRESS A POST BY MR. PAT TILLETT. 
THERE HAS BEEN FOUND A MIRACULOUS SOLUTION TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM OF PLUMBERS BUTT OR PLUMBERS CRACK!

YOU'RE WELCOME


 














 PIC NOT MINE- BUT I WISH IT WAS. UNKNOWN SOURCE

Thursday, July 26, 2012

SUPERMAN


SUPERMAN




WHY DOES HE HAVE TO RUN LIKE HECK AND JUMP TO GET OFF THE GROUND,
BUT ONCE AIRBORNE HE CAN HOVER IN MIDAIR?

HOW DO HE AND LOIS KEEP THEIR CHILDREN IN A CRIB?

WHEN LOIS DELIVERED, DID THEY FLY OUT?

DO THEY HAVE TO USE TINY PHONE BOOTHS TO CHANGE OUT OF THEIR TWO-ZIES TO FLY?

WHY DOES HE STRUGGLE TO BEND A STEEL BAR, BUT CAN STOP A SPEEDING LOCOMOTIVE?

WHY DOESN'T HE USE HIS X-RAY VISION IN HOSPITALS, AND THE BEACH?

WHY DIDN'T HE EVER ENTER THE OLYMPICS?

WHEN HE BREAKS WIND DOES HE DEMOLISH SMALL TOWNS?

DOES HE MAKE ALL THE FAMILIES COSTUMES?  AND IF SO WHERE DOES HE GET THE MATERIAL?



AND FINALLY THE BIGGEST MYSTERY OF ALL:


WHY, WHEN THEY SHOOT AT SUPERMAN,
THE BULLETS BOUNCE OFF HIS CHEST:

BUT WHEN THEY THROW THE EMPTY GUN AT HIM 

HE DUCKS?????


WHY AM I WRITING THIS ? BECAUSE IT'S 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE AND I'M NOT SUPERMAN?





PHOTOSHOP GONE HORRIBLY WRONG!

KRYPTONITE FLOWER

TODAY'S CLOUDS IN SC



LOVE TO ALL!


IS IT OK TO BE TOTALLY SILLY? EVEN STUPID?

WHAT ARE SOME SILLY THINGS YOU THINK ABOUT OR DO, THAT YOU DON'T WANT MANY TO KNOW ABOUT?

WHAT FILTERS DO WE USE, OR HAPPEN TO US AS ADULTS THAT KEEP US FROM THAT CHILDLIKE FUN AND INNOCENCE, AND CAN WE REGAIN IT? 


EXAMPLE (LET'S KEEP THIS SCIENTIFIC),
I MEAN AS KIDS WE WOULD RUN THROUGH SPRINKLERS AND COULDN'T WAIT TO PLAY IN THE RAIN OR JUMP INTO A MUD PUDDLE:

NOW WE RUN LIKE HECK AFTER WE TURN ON THE HOSE, OR FROM 3 DROPS OF RAIN LIKE IT'S ACID!

CHALLENGE: GO STAND IN THE RAIN AND CATCH THE DROPS IN YOUR MOUTH, FLOP BELLY FIRST INTO A GOOD OL' MUD PUDDLE AND SEE IF YOU DON'T FEEL A RUSH OF PURE JOY!







CARPE DIEM FRIENDS--IT'S THE ONLY ONE WE ARE GUARANTEED!

JMc

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

SCIENTISTS SAY.....


SCIENTISTS SAY.....




Scientists say the universe is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons..
they forgot to mention Morons.
 
 "IT'S A FISH BUBBA, THIS IS WHAT WE CAME TO CATCH, NOW THROW IT BACK"



TASTES LIKE CHICKEN.....WAAAAAY TOO MUCH CHICKEN!


"MOMMA, MOMMA- YOU STILL HERE?"


"WHAT? THEY'RE ALL GONE? BUT I'M STILL HUNGRY!'




THEY WALK AMONGST US!
AND WE ARE THEY!



LOVE TO ALL!

JMc

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

JUST PLAYING WITH SOME OLYMPIC STUFF!



JUST PLAYING WITH SOME OLYMPIC STUFF!


2 SITES--OR A PARASITE!

 NOT SO SPECIAL EFFECTS!

POLLEN 8 TER!

ALL BURNED OUT- ZERO, ZIPPO, NADA


WHAT IS HOLDING YOUR INTEREST DURING THESE DOG DAYS OF SUMMER?

ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT THE OLYMPICS?


LOVE TO ALL!

JMc

Monday, July 23, 2012

BLUE MONDAY


BLUE MONDAY







THANK YOU SMILING SALLY!




BLUE BIRD OF PARADISE





BLUE SKY








LOVE TO ALL

JMc

Sunday, July 22, 2012

SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY II



SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY II






 SHADOW ROAD--AND BOY IS IT HOT TODAY!


 SHADOW COVE AND IT WAS HOT IN THE SUN!


THE MYSTICAL REVLON EYELASH PLANT-WHERE FALSH EYELASHES COME FROM.

WHAT HAS THAT GOT TO DO WITH THE THEME-

EYE SHADOW OF COURSE!





LOVE TO ALL!

JMc

Friday, July 20, 2012

Ch Ch Ch Ch Ch Changes......


Ch Ch Ch Ch Ch Changes......

You will probably see a lot of changes and experimentation as I tweak my Blog. I haven't changed it since I set it up WAYYYY BACK! So please bear with me.

This is a good segway into a recent award that 


I don't know about on FIRE- but I do sometimes want to burn BLOGGER down, but NOT the process of Blogging!


The bottom line is the answer to 2 Questions:

1. Why did you decide to start a blog?

2. What do you find is the hardest aspect of blogging?
 
 
1. I decided to start Blogging to transfer my daily journaling that I had faithfully done for about 17 years with only small breaks in between. You all know we have a Book in us and this was going to be my way of cleaning out A LOT of notebooks and going back through them, see where I had come from, where I was going and how I had changed. 

This is also where the Title FULL-ON-FORWARD came from.

I soon found out about the awesome World of the Blogosphere and realized I could meet and share with awesome people like Joe.



2. Hmmmmmm.....Staying true to John I think is the hardest part. It is easy to get caught up in numbers and stats sometimes...at first I did it for myself, and then I started to try to write for others.
That doesn't work for me.

I found that if I posted what I liked, felt, and believed, and had fun, that some people would still support and encourage me no matter what.

Essentially being honest and not having any Blogger's Remorse no matter what you post is the hardest part. Exposing yourself, being a little vulnerable sometimes. It is easy to hide behind the Anonymity of a Blog. But as you really make true "Cyber Friends"- I think we learn to lower our masks and let people in!


OH, and doing a post without a Picture is a Biyatch for me-- ;-)
Thanks Joe! You are a true Friend!


Joe and I visit a lot of the same great people and there was no number as to how many to pass this on to, so if you would like to share: please do--

either in Comments, or your own post!


LOVE TO ALL!

JMc

Thursday, July 19, 2012

THESE GARTERS (Yes Snakes) WON'T HOLD UP MY SOCKS!

                   

THESE GARTERS (Yes Snakes) WON'T HOLD UP MY SOCKS!

HE'S SO CUTE!!! A very young Juvenile..

What a Face!

Do I dare move--He's so huge!

It Tickles

I'm glad He made it under the Bridge

Whew!
This is how Brand New he was!
 I HATE his Photo Shoots!

 As an adult he/she will completely change colors and look like this.
THIS PIC FROM SNAKES AND FROGS.COM



How's this for camouflage if you only saw in B&W?



A VERY BENEFICIAL SNAKE TO HAVE AROUND FOR PEST CONTROL...VERY DOCILE, OFTEN KEPT AS PETS, AND RARELY USED IN FASHION AS BELTS TO HOLD UP YOUR KNICKERS ANYMORE. I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY!


LOVE TO ALL!



Wednesday, July 18, 2012

WHAT? RADIATION FALLOUT!


WHAT?  RADIATION FALLOUT


I THOUGHT I TOLD Y'ALL NOT TO BOTHER ME TODAY....AS HE PULLS THE COVERS OVER HIS HEAD!

....BUT NOW THAT YOUR HERE....

I GO TO THE CARDIOLOGIST FOR MY 6 MONTH CHECK AND


ECHO ECHO ECHO CARDIOGRAM GRAM GRAM...........
I GUESS I SHOULD'VE GOTTEN A DUCK TO SAY THAT FOR ME.....IN 3,2,1 !


I'M FEELING GREAT SO IT SHOULD BE A SHORT SWEET $680.00 ROUTINE VISIT!
WE ARE SO FORTUNATE TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY THAT GIVES SUCH GREAT CARE, SO HONESTLY I'M NOT COMPLAINING AS I'M STILL ABOVE THE DIRT BECAUSE OF SKILLED PEOPLE.


I WAS COUNTING MY BLESSINGS AND I WAS UP TO 46 WHEN YOU MADE ME LOSE COUNT- BUT BLESSED I AM!



QUICK!- THE FIRST 3 THINGS YOU ARE THANKFUL FOR THAT COME TO MIND:

GO!








PLAYING WITH PICTURES............& RADIATION!







THIS WILL LOOK SIMILAR TO MY ECHO CARDIOGRAM-(said by a Duck this time) !


I always pretend I'm going to Chernobyl when I have radioactive nuclear crap put into my body. Then I go home and hang glow sticks all over the place and trip out, screaming! It's cheaper than the Gas to go to FL and back!


CROSS OFF ONE OF THE THINGS YOU ARE THANKFUL FOR AND ADD- THAT THIS POST HAS ENDED!







LOVE TO ALL!


JMc