Wednesday, May 23, 2012

WEDDING WOES = STUFFY NOSE!


WEDDING WOES = STUFFY NOSE!



DANA, MY NIECE WAS MARRIED THIS PAST WEEKEND. SHE STARTED WITH A COLD AND EARACHE THE DAY BEFORE HER WEDDING, SO I RUSHED UP SOME ANTIBIOTICS AND EAR DROPS.

DIDN'T WORK. TYSON, HER HUSBAND HAS IT, MY SISTER- DANA'S MOM HAS IT, I NOW HAVE IT- AFTER LAUGHING AT ALL OF THEM FOR HAVING IT....

WHY DIDN'T THE MOONSHINE WORK? GRAIN ALCOHOL SHOULD KILL ANY BACTERIA OR VIRUS, AND MANY SMALL FURRY ANIMALS!

THEY ARE BLISSFULLY AND YOUTHFULLY DRIVING THEIR WAY TO MANHATTAN!

ALL I CAN SAY IS COUNTRY COMES TO TOWN!




P.S.A. FOR WEDNESDAY MAY 23, 2012
NEVER LEAVE AN ELECTRICIAN IN YOUR HOUSE WITH A SHARPIE!!!



LOVE YOU ALL

JMc

15 comments:

  1. Well I never, plug porn, whatever next?

    Sorry to hear about your sniffles. Being a man it will doubtlessly be flu as opposed to any common cold.

    PS Please tell me what a hiney is. you mentioned it in a post several days ago and I've still to find out.

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  2. Men can find sex everywhere. Wow.

    Poor everyone who's sick - feel better soon!

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  3. I'm printing out that electrical outlet pic. That'll be PERFECT decor for my home !!

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  4. Tracy--Hitting me hard today--LOL!!! Plug--porn--Good one!

    It's not the Flu--I'm man enough to admit it's SARS! ;-)

    And a hiney is a little behind, or buttocks. An old saying used to go-

    I see you hiney
    all white and shiny
    it makes me giigle
    to see it wiggle.

    Harmless kids stuff in the tub!

    Isn't it?

    Cheers Tracy!

    J



    Jeannie--Whatever do you mean???? Thanks for the well wishes--it is just a minor cold.

    J



    Heff- Why does that NOT surprise me in the least! Hey Bro--how far are you from the SEC Games in Hoover?? The Lamecocks may put on a good showing again this year!

    Later Bro,

    JB


    Teresa--???? What????

    J

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  5. Definitely plug porn... much like the light switch porn I've seen, not that I was looking for it, mind you.

    Hey, Doc, are you a good patient, or a lousy patient? Feel better soon!

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  6. One word. Absinthe

    The outlet explains alot. My husband is an electricion.

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  7. Plug Porn!!!
    Oh my goodness. Thats the first time i have laughed today:)))))

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  8. Sorry you and yours have been sick. :(
    Plug porn it is and no matter what the comments - WE ALL laughed! :)

    Feel better!!

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  9. Feel better, my friend, and stop giving me ideas on what to do with Sharpies! lol

    PS - I need to borrow this one for FB! :)

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  10. The only problem with plug porn is you can't have a gang box.

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  11. thanks for that John, hope you are feeling better.

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  12. Plug porn, hmmm.

    Hope you feel better!

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  13. Hope you feel better soon, and hope the wedding was lovely anyway!
    HA, that would be funny if it really happened. (electrician)

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  14. Thanks for all of the great comments guys! That is one I debated about whether to post or not!

    It was Current, and not too Shocking. Probably AC/DC...but hey....I'm just here to spark a debate.

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