Wednesday, May 23, 2012

WEDDING WOES = STUFFY NOSE!


WEDDING WOES = STUFFY NOSE!



DANA, MY NIECE WAS MARRIED THIS PAST WEEKEND. SHE STARTED WITH A COLD AND EARACHE THE DAY BEFORE HER WEDDING, SO I RUSHED UP SOME ANTIBIOTICS AND EAR DROPS.

DIDN'T WORK. TYSON, HER HUSBAND HAS IT, MY SISTER- DANA'S MOM HAS IT, I NOW HAVE IT- AFTER LAUGHING AT ALL OF THEM FOR HAVING IT....

WHY DIDN'T THE MOONSHINE WORK? GRAIN ALCOHOL SHOULD KILL ANY BACTERIA OR VIRUS, AND MANY SMALL FURRY ANIMALS!

THEY ARE BLISSFULLY AND YOUTHFULLY DRIVING THEIR WAY TO MANHATTAN!

ALL I CAN SAY IS COUNTRY COMES TO TOWN!




P.S.A. FOR WEDNESDAY MAY 23, 2012
NEVER LEAVE AN ELECTRICIAN IN YOUR HOUSE WITH A SHARPIE!!!



LOVE YOU ALL

JMc